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INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU PEOPLE DECIDE WHO TO HAVE ME APP NEXT, I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED

IT WILL BE J'ONN J'ONNZ

BECAUSE I LOVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

QUESTION IS, FROM WHEN SHOULD I APP J'ONN

AFTER DEATH, DURING THE CURRENT CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS IDENTITY-INFINITE-FINAL-NO-SERIOUSLY-FINAL-FOR-REAL CRISIS, WHERE HE CAN BE TOTALLY PISSED AT CATWOMAN

FROM THE AWESOME JLI ERA, WHEN MAX LORD WAS JUST A BASTARD INSTEAD OF A SUPERVILLAIN BASTARD

OR FROM SOMEWHERE VAGUELY AROUND THE GRANT MORRISON JLA UP TO SUPERBUDDIES ERA, WHERE I GOT TO REALLY LOVE J'ONN

OR SOME OTHER TIME ENTIRELY

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DCAU> ALL ELSE

THIS IS THE CODE WHICH I ABIDE BY

SO APP JLU MANHUNTER

And not just because I'm most familiar with him.

but dcau doesn't have stuff like when blue beetle and booster gold bought all the chocos in the entire city as a prank on j'onn, which then throws him into a murderous rampage

granted, it turned out to be not entirely true, but it was hilarious

I'm up for totally pissed at Catwoman ^_^

Though I sort of read it as her telepathically warning J'onn before she revealed him. But I read the pages on Scans Daily and not the whole miniseries >.>;;

Also, I unfortunately don't have the issues where he was in Catwoman and saved her life before she fucked him over, but I'll send them to you if I can find them.

Edited 2009-05-14 03:10 (UTC)

i still need to catch up

after identity crisis i went 'fuuuuuuuck this' and went DC-less for so long

and then being told things like

'oh superboy punched reality (and a bunch of heads off)'

and

'oh, kyle rayner's girlfriend is dead! again!'

and

'we retconned the woman dr. light into not knowing her own powers very well and then dude dr. light taking her powers and then referring to it like RAPE'

and so on

i was just all

'fuck this, i'mma just read usagi yojimbo and tank girl'

BUT I KNOW THERE IS SOME GOLD BURIED IN THAT CRAP

ALSO I WOULD TOTALLY LOVE MORE MARTIAN MANHUNTER, FOREVER

I'm rather partial to the JLU and New Frontier versions of Martian Manhunter but that's justme.

can't app New Frontier as I've never seen it, but that's two for JLU

I actually haven't seen the movie yet. LOVED the book.

*hasn't kept up with DC but*

J'ONN! ♥

who's the green private dick who has a few dozen different identities, some of them superheroes, in order to get a better understanding of humanity and the differences they sometimes construct between each other

(wait, that didn't rhyme)

J'ONN

yo daaaaamn right

JLI.

DO IT.

DO IT NOW.

CHOC-OOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i remember reading a letter in the back of one of those issues

where a reader argued that j'onn should be eating HYDROX instead of OREOS because hydrox is WAY better

and the editor was basically all

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BASTARD PREFERS HYDROX TO OREOS

and i agreed with that editor with all my heart

I DO AGREE WITH YOU

Especially since I have absolutely no idea what Hydrox is and no motivation to wiki what is ~~probably~~ definitely an inferior cookie.

Also, I think it would be absolutely fantastic if J'onn came here while still addicted and went on a mad rampage before he realized that Oreos are the same as Chocos.

*mayhem lover hoo*

THIS IS HYDROX (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=hydrox&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)

mexican bootleg oreos

they are so fucking dry and terrible

hg;akjf

Those are the cookies that they give out at meetings when there is a shoestring budget and they need to serve something with the coffee. They give me great pain. I would much rather have an Oreo.

Or maybe one of those cookies with the jam-filling circle things because Peek-Freans are highly delicious.

SO LONG AS IT AIN'T A FUCKING HYDROX

j'onn never eats inferior cookies

....Do you think it'd give him a bad trip? Or just a tummy ache?

he would grow furious and heat vision the entire box of bad cookies into a melted pile of goo

would he then go on a horrible rampage that would not stop until he had found the source of the evil and ended it in a Most Horrible Fashion?

no

he would just stare at the man who invented that cookie

just

staring

until the man broke down crying over his inferior cookie

fitting punishment

his eyes would haunt the man's dreams forever

cold

red

orbs

staring.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER!

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, whatever point in canon you decide, it will be awesome.

he would piss off eddie so much

and i can imagine scenarios where he prolly did before his reformation

Riddler: What's black an-

Martian Manhunter: Oh, the bomb is underneath the Flash statue

Riddler: Bu...but

Martian Manhunter: I read your mind /flies off

Riddler: .... :(

YOU'RE MAKING HIM WEEP.

Actually, Eddie would be scared shitless of MM. He's got ~*~*~plans~*~*~ and J'onn would fuck them over so badly.

Tee hee!

lkasdf oh man i just imagined like

the best never happened in DC canon situation

riddler, having like

a month long plan/theft all set out

about to put it into action

spots batman WITH THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER IN GOTHAM

and just basically goes AWWW, DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

and walks back into his hideout

just killing time until the next night when j'onn'll be gone

watching baseball games, reruns of conan o'brien

so his riddles won't be circumvented in TWO FUCKING SECONDS

LOLOLOL oh man, yeah, that would have to be the case. But hey, bugger's all reformed now so

That wins points with J'onn, right?

8D 8D 8D 8D

They can be detectives together? ... Eddie has those knock-off oreos... Chocos or whatever...

Yeah, okay, no one's going to buy that.

no, j'onn is basically gonna be all 'BITCHES, LEAVE' from robocop, and then look at eddie

bitch best be leavin'

... yeah, he'll be leaving...

J'ONN ♥

do it do it do iiiiiiit

well i said i'm doing it

YEAH WELL I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WERE GONNA WUSS OUT OR SOMETHING.

btw I vote JLI.

Right after Trial By Fire.

FUCK YEAH FERNUS.

It is my opinion that you should app J'onn from the OLD OLD days. Like, golden age days. Like, pretending to be a human detective and having TELEPATHY powers or something.

Failing that, maybe from the New Frontier volumes? That'd be cool too :D

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