http://iseethispost.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iseethispost.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-06-25 09:17 pm
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CRY WOLF II: DAY FIVE

Another round of energetic voting came and went, but it was clear who was next to go. Lust was crushed beneath the very gigantic Segway she pined for since its appearance in the Perfect Green Meadow of the first game. Lust Fruit Roll-Ups are now available on the snack table.

Lust was a sheep.

Jafar was late to disclose this information because So You Think You Can Dance is on.


Welcome to Day Five

VOTE THREAD


The sun is back in force, but at least that means the scorpions are a little less active. On the other hand, it seems that a recent, well...bloodbath that has shattered many of the shade-providing rocks.

What bloodbath, you ask?

Turn your attention to the far end of the pasture and you will find a pile of bodies, each in quite a state of disarray, all littered in Segway tracks.

From top to bloody bottom, survivors can identify Masaki, Bakura, Dexter, Soundwave, and Major. All were sheep. The wolves ate well today.

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Lust, Masaki, Bakura, Dexter, Soundwave, and Major all be dead now. ENJOY YOUR COURIER FONT.


THE FLOCK:
Misao
Hiruma
Tallest Purple
Shirosaki Hichigo
Raven
Wiccan
Andrew Ryan
Teddy
GLaDOS
McNinja
Omni-man
Harry Osborn
Kiryu
James Kirk
The Shadow
Spock
Yuugi
Jim
Kon
Terra
Inertia
Lyra
Billy
Shockwave
Stipe
Selina
Xander
Jubilee

TOTAL: 28
KNOWN WOLVES: 2

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm running out of folks I'm willing to vote for, man.

[identity profile] cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
That's my point exactly. And what makes it even worse is it seems like the wolves might be running out of people too. Which kind of means that maybe the wolves are on our side.

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Um. Don't hate me or anything, but. Uh.

You're not a wolf, are you?

[identity profile] cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ted, I don't hate you for that. We're getting down to a part where it's hard to trust anyone. In some crazy universe where I'm a wolf, you know I wouldn't let you get hurt even then, right?

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I know, Bill. But it'd still blow. I mean if you were a wolf and I wasn't, we'd be like doomed for all eternity like Shakespeare cause you'd want to eat me or something and I'd never be able to come round for parties cause all your other guests would think I'm the appetizer cart.



Yeah. I should have just let that metaphor die, huh?

[identity profile] cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wolf, sheep, whatever. Only thing I want, in any universe, no matter what, is to find a way for us to get out of here alive and together. Like, I might be innocent right now, but that doesn't mean I don't want to tear this place apart to find all the wolves, you know?

For what it's worth, I liked your metaphor -- minus the depressing parts.