http://darkhours.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] darkhours.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-07-08 06:14 am

C&C PERSONALS

THE CITY PERSONALS


Your character is asked to write a small article about themselves for a Personals ad, describing what their hobbies are, what they like to do on Saturday nights, and what they're looking for in a date (among whatever else they think would convince someone to give them a call).

An awkward video of them sitting in a vest and attempting to look interesting and not desperate is also acceptable. ♥

[Video] Oh Ratty... your mun loves you, really!

[identity profile] classyvermin.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm ... not really sure why I'm here. I guess I'm lookin' fer someone, but... nothing really serious! [Waves hands, palms out] I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd love for someone to hang out with, but... [Shrug] I don't know if it would work out long term. Y'see, I'd rather not get someone killed, because in my line of work, it could get dangerous. [Eyebrow raise, slight smile] But if that's your thing, hey, who am I ta complain? [Shrug, bigger smile] It's yer rear on th'line.

[Text]

[identity profile] pinkpinkpeach.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 11:09 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] cardiaccanape.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 11:27 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] midnightyumyums.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
      Haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

...Yoooou..

    and...

Striiipe.

           Glubglub.

   Rraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

break things.         In daaark.

No sun.

                   ♥
notsoloyal: (ooc/ I LURVE MAH WAVE BRO)

all i have are creepers /sob

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2009-07-08 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Relationships are based upon emotions, which are utterly illogical.
I have no interest in any of this.
However, I do enjoy preforming experiments.
And I would be willing to provide decent compensation...
Should you survive.
They're simple experiments, really.
So your chance of survival would be quite high,
there's nothing to worry about.
There is the possibility of added benefits from the experimentation as well.
Such as no longer requiring as many hours of sleep as you used to,
or not needing to consume as much food to sustain yourself.
It's all quite beneficial.
shiromadoushi: (Awkward)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2009-07-08 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Looking for a friend who likes games, especially RPGs. Not really interested in romance. I enjoy going to museums, cooking, making TRPGs and scenarios, playing games and spending time with friends.

[text] I should not be doing this first thing in the morning

[identity profile] flowersnotboys.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Single Female, mid to late 30s, attractive, independent, work-oriented, very very eco-minded, loves children. Enjoys gardening, reading, long walks in the park and traveling. Seeking attractive, open minded Male or Female interested in starting out slow and seeing where we go from there.

[text]

[identity profile] allshock-notalk.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Status: Single male.
Hobbies: Dancing, learning languages, composition, MAIMING THE SLAG OUT OF RATS, acrobatics, musicals, WAFFLES, cats.
Currently looking into: Painting and pastels.
Requesting: Someone with similar interests. However. It is not required.

[identity profile] allshock-notalk.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[CALLS YOU AND BREATHES HEAVILY INTO THE PHONE]

/combo start

[identity profile] lobsters-claw.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] lobsters-claw.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
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Edited 2009-07-08 13:39 (UTC)

[identity profile] lobsters-claw.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
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Edited 2009-07-08 13:40 (UTC)

[identity profile] lobsters-claw.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[suddenly leans in toward camera, enough for the light to throw the planes of his face in sharp relief, but not so much as to obscure his face from view]

Criminal scum of the City's underworld: Beware my Claw, for I have come to bring Justice.

[That's... great, Lobster. Anything to say for the sake of finding friends or anything?]

aaaand done.

[identity profile] lobsters-claw.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Apparently not.]

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[The faint sounds of some mildly displeased 'discussion' going on off-camera.]

[After a little while, he walks into view and sits down. Then glances at someone who's off to the side. And proceeds to close his eyes and ignore them.]

I don't need anyone.

[Gets up and leaves.]

why am i even

[identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Single male, mid-thirties, 6'1'', dashing, suave, intellectual genius, eccentric, enjoys networking, reading and cognitive pursuits. Enjoys questionable things. Not looking for commitment.

Video;

[identity profile] yourothermother.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somebody else is clearly taking the video, because even though she's facing the camera, there's no focus on her eyes. That's probably for the best.]

Hello, there, dears. I'm looking for someone with a brilliant imagination, a vibrant personality, and good conversational skills. I enjoy spending time with friends, gardening, and cooking.

[A pause. The camera focuses on her mouth for a moment before pulling back and viewing her.]

Oh, and one more thing. Striking eyes are a must.

[Click.]

[identity profile] oww-myhead.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
you forgot:

I AM A BITCH THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

[Video]

[identity profile] myopicsage.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME?

[/POINTS TO CHEST]

I'M YOUR MAN!

LOOKING FOR YOUR LOST DOG OR CAT?

[/POINTS TO CHEST]

I'M YOUR MAN!

SOME JACKASS STEAL YOUR STUFF?

[/POINTS TO CHEST]

I'LL KICK HIS ASS AND GET YOUR STUFF BACK!

CAUSE I'M YOUR MAN!

IF YOU LIKE CHEAP FOOD THAT COOKS UNDER 3 MINUTES-

THEN I [/POINTS TO CHEST AND NODS]

AM DEFINITELY YOUR MAN!

I also like video games and hanging out.

[identity profile] oww-myhead.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Single male. 35 years old, 5'11". I love someone who can make good jokes, knows their way around a motherboard, likes the color blue and will not squish bugs. Anti-gun is a plus!

If you're red-headed and your last name starts with a G and rhymes with 'Ordon', then please consider my section. Yes, I am extremely subtle.
kneecaptain: (brooding & explaining shit)

Re: why am i even

[personal profile] kneecaptain 2009-07-08 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"intellectual genius"?

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