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C&C I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!

Do any of you know how to lure out and DESTROY in the most vicious way possible a house centipede? Because there's one in my room. And it went under something, and I can't find it. Or rather, no one else in the house can find it, since I'm sitting on my desk and never ever moving again.

Additionally: spam me with with random crap to get my mind off bug twitchy paranoia.

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DO YOU HAVE A BRICK LYING AROUND

cause I killed a cockroach with one

and you know how hard it is for those buggers to die

also I hate bugs just as much as you do so

yeah I feel for you

UGH I HATE THOSE THINGS UGH

...Get a cat. Cat eats bug. Problem solved.

UGH the happens with me an spiders. NOT FUN

ALSO I HAVE NO IDEA

USUALLY I CAN'T FIND THE SPIDERS EITHER

Here, here's the good kind of Bugs:

XD My cats either ignore crawly bugs or play with them and are useless.

...My cat does this too.

We apparently have defective cats. Mine didn't even warn me about the earthquakes we've been having. Little bastard.

ALSO

THIS REQUEST IS HILARIOUS COMING FROM THAT ACCOUNT

I'M SORRY

Yeah I agree, that's kind of funny.

Um put out a cucumber slice. And then beat it to death with a shoe.

But! To make you feel better

Have a kitten! (http://tinyurl.com/py9597)

i do not have a brick

i do however have a phone book

but the bug is not in the open

i think it's under the sewing desk

XD I have five cats and they all do that. which, you know, doesn't help at all when a spider crawls past one of them toward my feet.

Damn. Yeah. They are defective. /hugs my cats

wtf

I WOULD HAVE SWITCHED TO BILLY'S BUT

OKAY

NO ACTUALLY

I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR NOT SWITCHING

You.

Are a horrible person.

Mine's being a poop right now. /GLARE OF KITTY DEATH

IT JUST MAKES IT BETTER THIS WAY ♥~

You're horrible. HOOOOORRIBLE.

This is not helping my phobia.

Even in the tiny preview box, it's horrible.

D|

SHOCKWAVE'S ONE TRUE EMOTION

FEAR OF BUGS?

I need to go get a cat then.

Or steal one of my cousin's cats.

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