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[notsoloyal]

C&C I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!

Do any of you know how to lure out and DESTROY in the most vicious way possible a house centipede? Because there's one in my room. And it went under something, and I can't find it. Or rather, no one else in the house can find it, since I'm sitting on my desk and never ever moving again.

Additionally: spam me with with random crap to get my mind off bug twitchy paranoia.

Comments

[wolfofmibu]

DO YOU HAVE A BRICK LYING AROUND

[wolfofmibu]

cause I killed a cockroach with one

[wolfofmibu]

and you know how hard it is for those buggers to die

[wolfofmibu]

also I hate bugs just as much as you do so

[wolfofmibu]

yeah I feel for you

[notsoloyal]

i do not have a brick

i do however have a phone book

but the bug is not in the open

i think it's under the sewing desk

[satisfiedsigner]

ALSO

SAITOU

WE'RE GETTING A CAT

MAYBE

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW

/CAPSLOCKS EVERYWHERE

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

UGH I HATE THOSE THINGS UGH

...Get a cat. Cat eats bug. Problem solved.

[satisfiedsigner]

XD My cats either ignore crawly bugs or play with them and are useless.

[notsoloyal]

I need to go get a cat then.

Or steal one of my cousin's cats.

[satisfiedsigner]

UGH the happens with me an spiders. NOT FUN

[satisfiedsigner]

ALSO I HAVE NO IDEA

USUALLY I CAN'T FIND THE SPIDERS EITHER

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

Here, here's the good kind of Bugs:

[notsoloyal]

[satisfiedsigner]

ALSO

THIS REQUEST IS HILARIOUS COMING FROM THAT ACCOUNT

I'M SORRY

[notsoloyal]

I WOULD HAVE SWITCHED TO BILLY'S BUT

OKAY

NO ACTUALLY

I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR NOT SWITCHING

[firetruckhero.livejournal.com]

Yeah I agree, that's kind of funny.

Um put out a cucumber slice. And then beat it to death with a shoe.

[firetruckhero.livejournal.com]

But! To make you feel better

Have a kitten! (http://tinyurl.com/py9597)

[satisfiedsigner]

wtf

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

You.

Are a horrible person.

[notsoloyal]

You're horrible. HOOOOORRIBLE.

This is not helping my phobia.

Even in the tiny preview box, it's horrible.

D|

[hellsing-dog.livejournal.com]

KILL IT WITH FIRE. THAT IS CLEARLY THE SOLUTION.

[notsoloyal]

GETTING MY FLAMETHROWER RIGHT NOW!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

you should love and treasure our insect friends

[medahobo.livejournal.com]

that would have been more appropriate from this account

[gamblers.livejournal.com]

You sing it love songs! When it's won over by your amazing talent, you crush it with your heel.

...

Wait or is that for guy's heart...

[notsoloyal]

I think I scared it with my horrible singing.

[gamera-sucks.livejournal.com]

CRUSH ALL THINGS, LIKE TOKYO.

Kill bug in process.

This, I say.

[notsoloyal]

But where would I live after I crushed everything?