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[martialartistic.livejournal.com]

how i'd tap that meme

this is the "how i'd tap that" meme, dedicated to madeline the marvelous and leah the... lecherous. here's how to play: ❤ post as your characters below. ❤ reply to other people anonymously or in character, telling them in hideous detail how you'd tap that. ❤ alternative (for minors especially): reply with a date you would take them on or another romantic, non-tapping activity.

Comments

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

There are some situations where acting falls very short, Mr. Nygma. This would be one of them.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll contract someone to kill me before you can.

Won't that peeve you off?

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

But don't you want it to be special?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Why must you use such phrasing in this matter?

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Because it flusters you.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Harpy.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Make your displeasure less obvious if you don't want me to exploit it, Mr. Nygma. It's almost endearing.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Ovulating she-wolf.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

I don't ovulate.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

It's metaphorical. I was ushering the connotation without being overtly crude.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

There's a difference between politeness and cowardice.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Insidious, intestine-strewn harlot.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Do you think I'll have to kiss you to shut you up? It's a flawed plan.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

That was not my plan.

Parachuting tramp.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Pity. I just might do it anyway.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

What.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Stop it.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

You don't want me to.