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[martialartistic.livejournal.com]

how i'd tap that meme

this is the "how i'd tap that" meme, dedicated to madeline the marvelous and leah the... lecherous. here's how to play: ❤ post as your characters below. ❤ reply to other people anonymously or in character, telling them in hideous detail how you'd tap that. ❤ alternative (for minors especially): reply with a date you would take them on or another romantic, non-tapping activity.

Comments

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

What's the age of being legal in this country? 18?

Yeah, I'm "legal"!

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

What does the word 'horny' mean to you?

I. FUCKING. LOL'D

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

Uh, wanting sex. Duh! Who doesn't know what that means?

Unless you mean growing horns or something.

Hee.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Yes. But how does it make you feel?

1/?

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

2

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

Uh.

done

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

I mean, I can't get any! Seriously! So I guess it just leaves me frustrated!

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Hav you tried, this gettink of some? Haf you been rejheckted?

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

Man, nobody wanted to dance with me at the prom. Rejection for me is more...getting ignored.

Or getting told to go away because it's for my safety. D:

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Now did you ASK unybudy to danze at your prommen?

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

...no.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Zis is Twenty Virst Zentury! Zyou muzt ztart witz ze azking of outz! Tell zyour manz zat you vwill showzen yer booberiez in ezchange for undt nize din-din, ja?

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

...Are you talking in german?

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU EVADINK ZE POINT?! FOCUZ, VERDAMMT EINEN KLEINEN REINEMACHEFRAU!

Do not vait for ze cockenzpiels to kum to youze! You must jumpen upon ze cockenzpiels!

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

...Okay! I think I get what you're saying.

...So uh. Do I need practice or should I just go find someone?

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

WHO iz it zat your are likening for ze bumpink of uglikines? WHO iz zat mann undt/orr frau zat you vant to fondle in your liederhozen?

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

Uh, well...Jack Atlas...


....But he's not here. And it's not like he'd really jump on that anyway! I mean, he could have any girl he wants! He's a celebrity and all!

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

FOCUZ on vat it iz zat you KANN be zpreading yer legzen forr! WHO in ziz gott-in-hovell burg vould you let putt zeir peen-peen in yur yodelvalley?

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

Good question! Actually, you're the only guy I've been talking to who's legal. So, I don't know?

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Vwhile I amm hott tu trottz in ze zack, iz true, I am notzen for derspoilink of ze know-nozink virginzies! Yu muzt find zum otter barely legalz actionz on yer ownnerzenz! Mozt any 18 year oldenz boy-typez vill be more zan happy to feelupp yon bazoomz and stuffz yur meatlokker! Go undt find zom good cokkingz!