MOMO FAILS

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

Hide your kitchen appliances guys. Terrorsaur lies when he says he'll call the morning after. He'll cause nothing but heartbreak.

For the sake of Terrorsaur/Kettle I have to be more active. Same goes for Freakazoid.
God, why do I fail?? Do you guys still love me?? ; <


EDIT: WTF. I'M BEING FLOODED BY GUNDAM FAGS. I BLAME DUO.

Comments

[notyetwritten.livejournal.com]

oh my god teapot x screechybot. win.

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

I can't see it lasting long. Give it a week.

[notyetwritten.livejournal.com]

that is how these things go <3

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

He's eyeing the toaster already.

[notyetwritten.livejournal.com]

And then the week after that he'll be sticking all kinds of things into the blender.

fagsaur is a whore

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

that sewing machine is looking mighty hawt right now.

indeed.

[notyetwritten.livejournal.com]

oh totally. I mean look at those smooth plastic curves... and the speed, oh baby...

then again fagscream is a bigger one

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

'bot could have a whole harem of fangirls if he wanted.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

ew. enjoy your squishes. i'm fine with the kitchen appliances and waspy

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

... I never said he -wanted-. he'd much rather have all of cybertron worshipping at his feet.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

and/or to top Megatron for once.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

-scoff-
Like that will happen any time soon.

Four million three hundred years of failure, right here V

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

SOMEDAY I WILL RULE CYBERTRON AND TOP MEGATRON. And my Seekers will bring me little Energon snacks every day and I'll have hunky young bots with cooling fans at all times and even MORE young bots at my beck and call and I'll be the BEST LEADER OF CYBERTRON EVER.

IT'LL HAPPEN. YOU WATCH.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

IF THAT WHAT HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.

Re: then again fagscream is a bigger one

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

blarg, and pardon the PBs; but most fanart I find of Screamer makes him look like some waiflike moe moe kid, and I prefer Banshee's take x_X;

Also, Christian Slater makes funny faces.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU THINK TERRORSAUR FEELS?!?!?

Then again, a fagtagular bishi is better then a moe kid. 8V

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Oh god I know, seriously. Why the hell do Japanese artists always do them so ZOMG PERTY BOIH.
I'd do my own art but I'm super lazy.