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HEARTMETER❤MEME

Welcome to the HEARTMETER meme! This meme is for everyone to get their love on, brought to you by Win, Maddie, and Elle. (Or their death wishes, I guess, BUT YOU GET THE POINT.) Here's how we play:❤Comment as your character.❤ Reply to other characters.❤ Use the heart meter below to show them how you feel! Only honest feelings are allowed!❤ Respond to everyone who responds to you.

Here's the HEARTMETER:❤ "I would kill you." ❤ ❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." ❤ ❤ "I would like to get to know you better." ❤ ❤ "I would spend time/have fun/be friends with you." ❤ ❤ "I would rescue you/fight by your side." ❤ ❤ "I would hug you or hold your hand." ❤ ❤ "I would kiss you." ❤ ❤ "I would date you." ❤ ❤ "I would have sex with you." ❤ ❤ "I would fall in love with you." ❤

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/i would say it's because i love you. but now i'm just wondering if it's because you make me feel so much smarter.

/yeah okay we're done.

/OH COME ON. I NEVER SAID THAT WAS WHY. I JUST SAID THAT MIGHT HAVE CROSSED MY MIND. I MEAN I DO EVERY SINGLE ILLOGICAL THING WITH YOU. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S LOVE.

/OH. SO YOU WANT TO COME BACK NOW. IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING.

/I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND ALL. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. FORGET YOU. I DON'T NEED YOU. GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE YOU. I'M TIRED OF THIS.

/okay.

/geeze don't sound so depressed. you have tons of people that would take you.

/yeah but they're not my wave bro. it's not the same.

/there's other shockwaves. go find one. go get a boyfriend or a girlfriend. whatever. i don't care.

/i don't want another shockwave. i don't have to get another one if i don't want to.

/well i hope you aren't expecting me to take you back. because it's not going to happen. i am not putting up with this for who know how many million years.

/no not expecting anything.

/well good, Mr. I'm So Good At Communicating So I'm Just Going To Dump Shockwave Even Though I Don't Want To And Then Cry Until He Takes Me Back Which Would Be Stupid And Illogical And Shockwave Should Not Have To Lower Himself To Such Levels Of Stupidity. GOOD.

/yep. i'm gonna go sit and watch this soap opera without you. don't know why we're still debating this if you're decided. love you bye. ♥

/...you're a horrible person. i want to watch that soap. let me watch it with you.

/you'll have to come six next to me. ♥

/well fine. i can do that. maybe i'll even be nice and lower myself to your stupidity level and take you back. MAYBE. you make me horribly stressed you know.

/leeeeeans on. i know. i'm sorry.

/siiiiiiiiigh. fine. you win. i'll take you back. but i am living in the lab until further notice. at least it's calm in there.

/okay. i'll re-upload your data. ... which i downloaded before killing your computer because i am obsessive and I LOVE DATA but not as much as i love you.