goshdarnspam | /LOOMS OVER ELLE AND OLESIA

SO GUYS. You remember that Sims 3 town I've been working on with all the cnc characters that's taking me forever because I'm anal about all the details?
Yeah still in the works. However I have my 'experimenting' town on the side that I like to throw shit into and see what happens. I like making things explode and come out hideously, idek.

Well.
My latest shipping craze is none other than Jericho/Ruka, and so grown-up versions of them, here we come. ~~Olesia and~~ I wanted to see what their children might look like... you know... with the whole green hair/gold eyes vs bright blonde hair/lime eyes combo.

I lovingly call them "Social Experiment 1.0". Ruka's outfit and looks are based off some fanart of 'grown up Ruka'. Joey's just Joey. And the flamingos are red because red is the color of passion. Shut up.

Fact: this is the universal sign for "FREAK THE SHIT OUT MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY". It's highly effective.

So.
Ends up.
Multiple-births run in the family on Ruka's side, since you know she's a twin and all. I could've stuck the Fertility-Treatment thing on either of them, but I didn't. This was all on their own.
LET US WELCOME...

THE TRIPLETS
Now do note that when she went into labor and they rushed to the hospital, I exited the house so that the game would give random names to the bundles of joy.

LEFT: Brooke (black hair?!/gold eyes)
MIDDLE: Linda (bald/green eyes)
RIGHT: Wendy (green hair/green eyes)

CHILD STAGE:

ULTIMATELY TEEN STAGE:

BROOKE WILSON
Traits: Over-Emotional, Slob, Brave, Virtuoso
Likes: Classical Music, Cobbler, and Purple

LINDA WILSON
Traits: Good, Friendly, THEY GAVE HER NO OTHERS EVER.
Likes: Latin Music, Stew, and Red

WENDY WILSON
Traits: Clumsy, Heavy Sleeper, Artistic, Mean-Spirited
Likes: Latin Music, Hot-Dogs, and White

THAT IS ALL.
/happy

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I'm going to go off on a limb and say it's probably a good thing that none of them take after me.

You would be correct.

Thought so.

Which means, Slade would totally be the grandpa who never goes to see his grandkids but sends the best gifts on every birthday and Christmas.

fkldjaglk

don't make me ship this harder

Dude, I have totally seen Joey get paired with Luna Lovegood in another game, and Slade met with her about their budding *~relationship~*.

You know it would happen.

It would.

And it would be beautiful.
To me.

/sobbing

........ /holds

Yes.

Yes, it would.

I would totally ship that.

Hee.

Like guns and swords and mind-altering drugs SO THEY END UP LIKE ROSE, HRM?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NO

PRETTY GIRLY THINGS


IDK

JUST GIRLY CRAP

/doesn't really know what she's talking about since....lol not a girly-girl >>;

BECAUSE ROSE TOTALLY GOT GIRLY CRAP

FINE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT ROSE GOT

NO GUNS, SWORDS, OR MIND-ALTERING DRUGS

JUST

BAUBLES AND TRINKETS FROM PLACES HE VISITS

LIKE A BOBBLE-HEAD TURTLE

You know, it occurs to me Slade would be the worst father-in-law to have ever.

She has a built-in defense mechanism that's strong enough to withstand fire and soul-consuming Godzilla.

... also her city father-figure is Edgeworth.

... ... this would have been a horrible wedding

... Edgeworth.

I can see how well that would have gone. *aheh*

Really classic.

Everyone was dressed nice. That would have been the only highlight.

... plus the fact that Ruka is highly susceptible to getting mindraped probably. does not bode well for the kids not getting kidnapped/brainwashed.

This is so horrible.

These kids will have horrible genetics in general. The Wilson family can't have nice things ever.

Also, if the grandkids do get kidnapped/brainwashed, Slade would prolly go off to slap a bitch and save them, but only inevitably make things worse because it's canon that whenever he tries to do good things, it blows up in his face.

What a happy family this shall be.

And on Mom's side, Ruka is ambiguously frail/sickly, and her brother isn't exactly picture-perfect mental health, either.

WELL WHAT SLADE NEEDS IS TEAMWORK AND FRIENDSHIP, because the bonds of friendship will totally supersede any individual's failings.

So happy. Can't you just picture the family christmas cards?

This is a recipe for disaster, I can feel it. If only the comic writers could see this, they would be all over this shit.

SLADE TOTALLY KNOWS ABOUT TEAMWORK AND FRIENDSHIP OKAY, why do you think Wintergreen has been with him for so many years. (Since Korea, man.) It's just all his friends/loved ones tend to die horrible deaths when they get close to him so it just compounds his personal failings.

Absolutely lovely. All we need is psycho-Adeline in the picture, and everything will be complete.

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