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meme: rise of the silver dare

1 - Waspinator
2 - Norman
3 - Tim
4 - Slipstream
5 - Tony
6 - Kelton
7 - Lust
8 - Obi-Wan
9 - Abby
10 - Fakir
11 - Saitou
12 - Shockwave
13 - Rue
14 - Raven
15 - Knives
16 - Starscream
17 - Catman
18 - Bakura
19 - Soundwave
20 - Rua

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[SHOOTING AT.]

[ Bzing! Miss! Bzong! Miss! THUNK. Direct hit! ]

Gah!

[ And he goes tumbling down. Bullet near heart. BULLET NEAR HEART! ]

What the hell did I do to deserve this!?

[storms over to. and stands over, shooting again in shoulder.]

Are you really asking me this?

[ Jesus, you're a malicious bastard! ]

Being shot? Yeah, I am.

What haven't you done? It's a new day, Stark.

[kneels to dig for the bullet in tony's shoulder with his fingers.]

Yeah, like I deserve to be shot by you.

[ Wincing and creeped out looks are a go! ]

What the hell do you think you're doing?

I'm taking out the bullet. What do you think?

Why are you taking out the bullet that you just shot into me?

When your corpse is found the less traceable I make it, the better.

You really think a bullet is going to be all that it takes to get rid of me?

[ Here, Norman. Have a confident smirk. ]

Not just one, obviously.

[flicks bullet aside. shoots again.]

Not two or three either.

[ Ouch, that one was in his stomach. He's wincing and grabbing at the wound. ]

[puts gun barrel against forehead.]

[ Eyes look up. Then he smirks, and there's a knee to the groin. ]

[...

...

owwwwwwwwwwwww.]

[...No trying vigorously for a while, huh?

Trying to get away now, dnw to be shot again. ]

[nngh. grapples at gun, firing at while his knees buckle.]

[ Bullet in heel! Man down man down! ]

Where the hell did you learn to shoot like that?

[groan.]

You don't get to where I am without knowing how to fire a gun, Stark.

[ Arrrgh, he's in so much pain over here. At least some of the bullets are starting to poke out of the wounds! ]

What, prison? You've been there a few times too.

Yes, Stark. In one of the incredibly industrious prison target-shooting seminars.

[rolls eyes.]

I meant it got you into prison, asshole.

[ Tink. Tink. Bullets falling out now. HAH! ]

You think that's what I was in prison for?

[hrm. levels gun again, aiming for head.

I know exactly what you were in prison for, Osborn. I'm the director of SHIELD.

[ Fuckfuckfuck. He's now trying to get up, but the bullet in the foot is presenting a problem, dammit! ]

Which had nothing to do with firearms. [watches. begins to get to feet.]

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