CLASH OF THE GLASS-EATING TITANS

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DARE MEME


1- Abby
2- Mew
3- Norman
4- Tony
5- Miki
6- Dr. Mann
7- Obi-Wan
8- Ammy
9- Jaime
10- Bakura
11- Kiryu
12- Grif
13- Hiruma
14- Metabee
15- Shego
16- Koltira
17- Saint Walker
18- Shockwave
19- Melee
20- Iron Fist

Comments

[liverletdie]

You know that I have done a great many things
Some have been atrocious and some pristine!

I was the figure head of a modern war
and I even Cloned the god of Thunder, Thor!

[osreborn]

Uh huh.

...I did not realize this was Norman go me

[liverletdie]

Well you already know the story
Yet these accomplishments must be known
The future director of HAMMER will be told!

The tale did not begin with Thor,
but instead in the days of Yore
When I was but a young drunk
I found myself to be dunk
Into terror I never knew
Back when Iron Man was first new

:D

[osreborn]

Go on.

I cannot rhyme for shit

[liverletdie]

Well I escaped from the terrorist cell
And fired my own warning bell
That I would fight for the good
and thus the Avengers were brought together
And we found a man trapped in the ice
and thus began the golden age of right

my mind is putting it to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[osreborn]

...oh my god

[liverletdie]

So there were all these neat little adventures
But the worst was when we managed to venture
To fight this badass named Kang
Who's declaration truly rang
To destroy all of time
without no rhyme
I got posessed
But that 'aint the rest

I got turned into a teen
and then I merged myself
and lots more happened,
but that 'aint the end

right?

[osreborn]

I should have added in something about Upper West Side, Born and Raised...

[liverletdie]

No, this is the story about my fall
and I'm sure you know this so it'll be droll
I had to defeat some guy named Mallen
Who pumped up his blood with a Super Soldier Serum
So I did the smartest thing a man possibly could
I injected myself with the experimental serum
Of course I modified it as per my right
and then when I woke up the light was bright!

I regrew all my organs, then I punched him in the face
It was pretty obvious that I'd won the arms race
So then some guys from the good old DC
came up to me, with and said they wanted me to MC
this new program, but I declined
Until I realized they were on the rise
Then I started up my good old Propaganda Machine
And then we're back to where I did something Obscene

I cloned a god, and even put my friends in jail
But somehow that didn't seem to be enough to rail
all my allies to my cause
so I released from prison some serious outlaws
They weren't so willing, so what'd I do?

I shot you up with nanites, bitch!

[osreborn]

......... OH THAT'S GOING TOO FAR, STARK.

[liverletdie]

DON'T MAKE ME ZAP YOU AGAIN!