CnC, I need your advice

[sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com]

So, Capital One has been offering me a credit card for several weeks now. Every time, I send the offer to the shredder, warts and all. However, it has recently occurred to me that every offer comes with a free postage paid envelope what with I can send back my "PLEASE GIVE ME CARD YES" information.

I don't wanna use it for that, though. There's no "Take me off your list," option on the form, there's no return address on the envelope I'd be sending them since they're just mass printed and stuffed, and I'm just straight up bored and wanting mischief. So.

I have my crayons.


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Comments

[shiromadoushi]

Other: YOUR MOM

You know it'd terrify em :D

[WHY THAT ICON AGAIN WHYYYY. Oh wait,I know why. *kicks you*]

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

If you do this.

Make sure you remove any and all barcodes/serial numbers from the form. Because I've seen this sort of prank backfire before. THINK OF YOUR CREDIT SCORE SENNET!

That said, Batman.

[sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com]

Bitch I ain't got no credit score. Of importance.


But yes this was the plan.

[manslut.livejournal.com]

make sure the pants of whoever you draw are down

[sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com]

But Batman doesn't wear any pants.

[manslut.livejournal.com]

hairy legs then. no tights.

[expletives]

BATMAN IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER HERE

and agreeing with bitsy fhaksdfiwjfaef DON'T LET EM TRACE IT TO YOU

[sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com]

"This bastard's sending us pictures of superheroes!"

...Actually, that does seem like something that would deeply offend mail openers in Utah.

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

Not so much tracing it as having the serial number come back and taking it as an acceptance of the offer. I knew a dude in Vegas who did that. Got really PO'd at all the junk mail, filled out the form with nothing but obscenities and mailed it back.

Couple of weeks later he had a brand new credit card issued in his name, with an automatic monthly service charge, and an APR of, like, 6000%. Took him SO MUCH CRAP to get that card deactivated and removed from his credit report.

/Bitsy sucks the fun out of everything

[shiromadoushi]

Unless it had a signature, there's no way that's legal.

But yeah. Always remove aaaall identifying information. We regularly sent junk mail back to the senders so we got real good at that. For fun, we would send company a company b's forms. Or sales circulars. :)

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

That's what finally got it canceled in the end, yeah. But this was back in the earlier part of the decade, when banks were actually willing to extend credit. :V

[shiromadoushi]

Meaning no matter what Sennet sends, he should be fine. ;)

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

HAH TRUE DAT

SAVED

BY THE RECESSION

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

Catwoman. You know you wanna.

[magicalworld]

This is brilliant.

Send them a picture of Yoda with a disapproving look on his face with the caption 'Disapprove of this spam, I do.'

[shiromadoushi]

Wiiin :)

[thanoodles.livejournal.com]

i cannot stop staring at that icon

[knightflying.livejournal.com]

Send them Brave and the Bold Aquaman going OUTRAGEOUS.