CnC, I need your advice

[sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com]

So, Capital One has been offering me a credit card for several weeks now. Every time, I send the offer to the shredder, warts and all. However, it has recently occurred to me that every offer comes with a free postage paid envelope what with I can send back my "PLEASE GIVE ME CARD YES" information.

I don't wanna use it for that, though. There's no "Take me off your list," option on the form, there's no return address on the envelope I'd be sending them since they're just mass printed and stuffed, and I'm just straight up bored and wanting mischief. So.

I have my crayons.


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Comments

[shiromadoushi]

Other: YOUR MOM

You know it'd terrify em :D

[WHY THAT ICON AGAIN WHYYYY. Oh wait,I know why. *kicks you*]

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

If you do this.

Make sure you remove any and all barcodes/serial numbers from the form. Because I've seen this sort of prank backfire before. THINK OF YOUR CREDIT SCORE SENNET!

That said, Batman.

[manslut.livejournal.com]

make sure the pants of whoever you draw are down

[expletives]

BATMAN IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER HERE

and agreeing with bitsy fhaksdfiwjfaef DON'T LET EM TRACE IT TO YOU

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

Catwoman. You know you wanna.

[magicalworld]

This is brilliant.

Send them a picture of Yoda with a disapproving look on his face with the caption 'Disapprove of this spam, I do.'

[thanoodles.livejournal.com]

i cannot stop staring at that icon

[knightflying.livejournal.com]

Send them Brave and the Bold Aquaman going OUTRAGEOUS.