http://iron-fister.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iron-fister.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-11-23 11:06 pm

PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME FROM DOING THIS

The TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT Meme


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liverletdie: (Okay moving on plz)

I'm going beyond terrible with these

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I really want dive in and motorboat.

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I am a horrible horrible person.

[identity profile] ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
(360): afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.

[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
(816): She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"

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[identity profile] ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
(818): I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life

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[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
(+61): She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.

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<3 <3

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LMFAO OH GOD

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[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
(206): he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.

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(310): Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING

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[identity profile] bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
(404): There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.

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oh god why this account
meowminx: (in motion)

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-24 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
(617): Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
(651): nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.

[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
(248): I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch

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[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
(864): you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.

[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
(856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!

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liverletdie: (Sup?)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-11-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
(516): please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
(570): If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.

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/is going to hell

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(519): Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

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[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
(412): Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?

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wolfofmibu: (#OOC: /sweatdrops)

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[identity profile] bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
(616): Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
wolfofmibu: (yeesh what crawled up your ass and died)

[personal profile] wolfofmibu 2009-11-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

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<---passed out something fierce

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2009-11-24 04:15 (UTC)

SOMETIME IN THE DISTANT FUTURE

[personal profile] pacifister 2009-11-24 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
(609): he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.

So beautiful~

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TEXT VENGEEEEAANCE

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2009-11-24 04:16 (UTC)

[identity profile] chlorodermic.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
(757): now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined

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[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
(419): so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.

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