http://unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-12-01 12:23 am
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So, yeah. Earlier today, I got to put out a fire at work caused by a customer flicking a lit cigarette into a shopping cart which, incidentally, had some incredibly flammable discarded paper ads lining the bottom of it.

Yes. In the middle of a hardware store. Which is filled with wood, oil, a shit ton of cardboard, and explosive chemicals.

I don't even know. Please don't ask.

Anyway. I have a tiny cough and I smell of burnt paper. I was also at work a full hour and a half later than I should have been and got out at 11:30 when I have to be back at 8.

GDS, I need your help.

Spam me with anything and everything you can think of in regards to fire*.



*Please, nothing actually dying from the flames. It's been a bad enough weekend. Don't make it any worse. Humor preferred.
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FIRE GUD YUS

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Image (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v707/spiritoftherain/?action=view&current=414753256v2_480x480_Front.jpg)

Re: FIRE GUD YUS

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
You could also shell out money and get an actual one for your wall. >3 Want a link?

Re: FIRE GUD YUS

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
HERE YOU GO (http://www.cafepress.ca/electrophonic.414753256)

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SEASONS MY STEAK, FRENCHIE!!!

[identity profile] topsfrombottom.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
I SEASON MY STEAK BECAUSE I AM A COOK AND THAT IS WHAT WE ARE PAID TO DO

ANY MAN CAN APPLY FIRE TO FOOD

IT TAKES REAL SKILL TO BRING THE TRUE FLAVORS OUT

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH OKAY WHATEVER *makes new tag*

[identity profile] topsfrombottom.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
you will rue this day, rain

you will rue this day

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[identity profile] ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
beautiful

I love Warren Ellis so much.

[identity profile] kingofrejects.livejournal.com 2009-12-01 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Me too. Me too.
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