http://unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-12-01 12:23 am

spam time

So, yeah. Earlier today, I got to put out a fire at work caused by a customer flicking a lit cigarette into a shopping cart which, incidentally, had some incredibly flammable discarded paper ads lining the bottom of it.

Yes. In the middle of a hardware store. Which is filled with wood, oil, a shit ton of cardboard, and explosive chemicals.

I don't even know. Please don't ask.

Anyway. I have a tiny cough and I smell of burnt paper. I was also at work a full hour and a half later than I should have been and got out at 11:30 when I have to be back at 8.

GDS, I need your help.

Spam me with anything and everything you can think of in regards to fire*.



*Please, nothing actually dying from the flames. It's been a bad enough weekend. Don't make it any worse. Humor preferred.
olesia: (oh shit)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-01 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Unrelated but I think you need a set of these
olesia: (but then I remembered I'm in college)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
I AM NOW JEALOUS TOO



oh hey also I had to skip class today because that dude who shot a bunch of cops was hanging around campus

today was just "everyone should stay home" day
olesia: (Default)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-01 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
rofl I AM NOT A COP I HAVE NOT BEEN SHOT

but no there was a shooting in Lakewood Sunday morning

dude walked into a coffee shop

shot five cops, killed four of them

and left.
olesia: (WE HAVE UFOS OKAY)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-01 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I do, too :( they were just having their morning coffee before shift. It happened at like 8, 9 am? On a Sunday!

♥ thanks. I try to avoid danger when I can.