spam time

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

So, yeah. Earlier today, I got to put out a fire at work caused by a customer flicking a lit cigarette into a shopping cart which, incidentally, had some incredibly flammable discarded paper ads lining the bottom of it.

Yes. In the middle of a hardware store. Which is filled with wood, oil, a shit ton of cardboard, and explosive chemicals.

I don't even know. Please don't ask.

Anyway. I have a tiny cough and I smell of burnt paper. I was also at work a full hour and a half later than I should have been and got out at 11:30 when I have to be back at 8.

GDS, I need your help.

Spam me with anything and everything you can think of in regards to fire*.



*Please, nothing actually dying from the flames. It's been a bad enough weekend. Don't make it any worse. Humor preferred.

Comments

[olesia]

random fact: hickdweller treeville is secretly the center of the artistic universe

[topsfrombottom.livejournal.com]

it all makes sense now

[olesia]

This is why fandom house needs to be out here

in the trees

the trees are full of magic and art

and also coffee

[topsfrombottom.livejournal.com]

But coffee is gross.

[olesia]

Not when it's diluted with sugars and ice!! :D

[topsfrombottom.livejournal.com]

It still sounds gross...

[olesia]

Baby I will find you a coffee drink you'll like