The WHAT KINDA JUNK CAN YOU FIND ON ETSY meme

[mobius-bound.livejournal.com]

I was bored and complaining about Twilight-themed Esty everything. Karra was bored and searched for "Terminator" in the Etsy search bar.

...

She found this:



She also found a Smallville decoupage TISSUE HOLDER, wtf people.

SO here is the purpose of the meme:

✁ Go to Etsy!
✁ Type in your character's fandom in the search
✁ Link us the worst of it
✁ Laugh forever

1, 2, 3 GO!

Comments

[boosterbutt.livejournal.com]

Well, this is appropriate. (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25873659&ref=sr_gallery_2&&ga_search_query=booster+gold&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title)

[mobius-bound.livejournal.com]

It is o.O

[symmachy]

i typed in "vampire" because nothing came up for "the alchemyst" or "scathach"

it's all fucking twilight stuff :|

[sacred-sakkuya.livejournal.com]

You know what I was looking for that started this?

SKELETON KEYS ON KEYCHAINS.

[symmachy]

... lmfao

[sacred-sakkuya.livejournal.com]

The ones that were pretty and not bizarre and had ugly glass beads in the middle of the key (why?) were Twilight themed.

So annoying.

[symmachy]

ew. tear them out?

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

JUST THIS CROSS EYED PICTURE OF AKABA.

[sacred-sakkuya.livejournal.com]

...snort

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

IT WOULDN'T BE TOO BAD if his eyes just weren't... looking.. at... each other.

[hellofashow.livejournal.com]

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34450213&ref=sr_gallery_1&&ga_search_query=kingdom+hearts&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=3&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

holy frickin crap

[sacred-sakkuya.livejournal.com]

how LONG do you think that took to make?

[hellofashow.livejournal.com]

way too frickin ass long o________o

[wolfofmibu]

BATTOUSAI DREAMCATCHER WHAT

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33920053&ref=sr_gallery_2&&ga_search_query=rurouni+kenshin&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

[sacred-sakkuya.livejournal.com]

ok that's just kinda sad looking

[wolfofmibu]

I just
don't even know

[anthraxpretzels.livejournal.com]

I WANT THIS





also lol

[agirl-gonemad.livejournal.com]

...are those bracelets? They're kinda sad looking.

[anthraxpretzels.livejournal.com]

'hairclippies', as the description puts it

[agirl-gonemad.livejournal.com]

...That's even sadder, let's be honest.

[anthraxpretzels.livejournal.com]

aww

i like the googly eyes lol

[hisforonehour.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD I WANT SO BAD.

[goddamnrobin.livejournal.com]

It's a brooch and comes in various colours.

[karra.livejournal.com]

....it looks like if you shook it too hard, the picture would erase!

[halfquake.livejournal.com]

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34791253

Not only does it look fairly classy, but the intro fits pretty much exactly with what was going through this Chell's mind in the Test Chamber. IT WAS HER ONE TRUE LOVE OKAY.

Other than that, the only Portal related things on Etsy seem to be plushies of the WCC and jewelry/magnets/pins. There's nary a replica Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device in sight. :/