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THE MISTLETOE MEME

*post with your characters
*respond to others
* make it hideous.
*But nothin' too dirty with the kids.
*Seriously.
*Ceiling Superman is watching you.
*Remind Caitlin to go to sleep before 4am so these sorts of things don't happen anymore.

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[I know, it's horrible.]

What's wrong?

[stares at cursed kissing plant.

stares at princess aliensama.

uhh.]

NNnnnnnnnnothing?

[Looks up at kissing plant. Looks over at her (presumably under the armor)blushing team mate.]

Are you not fond of kissing?

Er--that's...

[COUGH]

I already have a girlfriend? Ssso.

[Genuine confusion!]

What difference does that make?

[buH.]

A lot! You can't kiss other girls when you have a girlfriend! It's in the rules. And even if there weren't rules, it's kind of implied anyway.

[still failing to see your point, Earth man.]

What's so wrong about it? It's just kissing.

[wince.]

But it's not, 'cause. [grimace.] 'Cause it's just not.

It's a way of expressing affection on Earth isn't it?

[con

siders..,]

...Well.

It's...okay if it's not on the mouth. I think.

It has a different meaning if it's on the mouth, right?

[smooch on his cheek. Still gets the arms around his neck, tho. Touchy feel race, man.]

[oH SHI HOT OLDER ALIEN CHICK PROXIMITY ALERT?//]

Uh--y-yeah, right.

[Yeeeeeeeeup. And not backing off yet.]

You know kissing is how I originally learned English.

[And the smile might mean she's teasing just a little.]

[WELL THOU SHALT NOT LEARN SPANISH HONEY A HA HA WHY STILL HANGING ON THE BEETLEMAN maybe i should change aftershaves.,]

R...Really now. That's. Weird.

I mean! Uh--well. Weird to me. Can you let go now?

Really? I always thought it was fun.

[Spoil sport. But she laughs and gives him a hug and a kiss on the other cheek before letting go.]

[Sklfsd; WHERE ARE GIRLS LIKE HER IN TEXAS HIGH SCHOOLS??

oh yeah. flirting with guys that have muscle mass.]

Thanks.

[Pft, Kory could bench press the entire team and not break a sweat.]

You're welcome. Who's your girlfriend?

Oh--Abby. Cloud9? I don't know if you know her yet? But she's really cool.

We are kind of overdue for a big hero hangout, aren't we...That's usually how everyone meets.

Oh! I spoke to her once before, she seems very sweet.

That sounds like fun! Do you have many of those?

Yeah, she is. [dopey smile is dopey

wait i mean] Oh--well, it depends. On...how many people are here, how bored someone is...how willing Robin is about letting people raid the tower...

I suppose that's true. Maybe around Christmas? ...And hopefully we won't have a repeat of Thanksgiving?

Most definitely Christmas, yeah. Now that I think about it, guess I better start poking people planning-wise...

But we'll do this thing.

Wonderful! I can't wait.

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