http://sparklejesus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparklejesus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-12-18 12:28 am

this just in, olesia is an asshole to her characters

so this is a terrible plot that will have terrible results but it's too lulzy for me to not ask for, but not big enough for OOC so

AS SOME OF YOU MAY REMEMBER / read on her post today lol,

even though Bunny is a japanese character from japan and should speak japanese, I'm a total asshole who just swapped it for English so that using Mixx translations would make more sense.

BUT

now that she's found out that she has LOST HER NATIVE LANGUAGE, she's going to try to relearn it.



SO WHAT I ASK OF YOU, CHARACTERS OF C&C WHO SPEAK JAPANESE,





WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP TOTALLY SCREW HER OVER

AND ONLY TEACH HER SHONEN ATTACK PHRASES?





come on you know it would be awesome SHONEN JUMP SUPERSTARS: A VERY SPECIAL CROSSOVER

/stares at

[identity profile] gamblers.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
*sits in this post, knows the English/Japanese attacks of his monsters*
Edited 2009-12-18 08:30 (UTC)

[identity profile] gamblers.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
:D

Sailor Moon sprouting Black Magician Girl's attacks is hilarious in my mind.

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[identity profile] zero-dances.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
I ALREADY TOLD YOU USOPP WOULD
"Kayaku Boshi (火薬星, Gunpowder Star)"
SEE ISN'T THAT USEFUL FOR HER TO KNOW????

[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
sweeet

[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
or as they say in japan:
sweetaruuuuuu

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[identity profile] tracing.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
LMFAO SHONEN ATTACK PHRASES ONLY?!

[identity profile] tracing.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Y-YES!!!! my winter break just started today too THIS IS PERFECT

AND YEAH okay well he can speak like... broken english BUT I MEAN IT'S BETTER THAN OTHER... BROKEN ENGLISH CHARACTERS HE LIVED IN A BIG CITY OKAY

BUT he likes to help people learn things when they need to djfiojfsd (((8

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[identity profile] hollowish.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
How would you like a little "Getsuga Tenshou" added to her vocab?

[identity profile] hollowish.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's Ichigo's main attack beam thing, and it translates roughly to "Heaven shocking Lunar Fang".

SEE! It's moon-related! Just what she needs!

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[identity profile] ironjill.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Tony knows Japanese...

but really

She doesn't want to learn from him.

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I don't think she wants to learn how to hit on Japanese supermodels Jill

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[identity profile] whatselfcontrol.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I support this whole-heartedly.

Unfortunately, Rui is not an awesome enough football player to have any specially named moves... and even then, nobody calls them out, because you know... really really bad idea. The names of them are apparently telepathically absorbed through sheer awesomeness by stronger players.

Shame.
olesia: (everyone needs a hug or thirty)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-18 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
that is okay! I was mostly saying shonen attack phrases for lulz, but the premise is just teaching her really useless / incorrect stuff.

If you want Rui to be involved, I'm sure we can think of something
expletives: (SAM AND MAX: *CRASHES INTO THREAD*)

[personal profile] expletives 2009-12-18 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
OH OH OH PICK KONATA, PICK KONATA
SHE KNOWS JAPANESE FLUENTLY AND ALL THE ENGLISH LYRICS FOR OPENING THEME SONGS
expletives: (LS: Third one we've lost to TvTropes)

[personal profile] expletives 2009-12-18 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
SHE KNOWS YOUR OWN THEME SONG, BUNNY

SHE CAN TEACH YOU YOUR OWN THEME SONG
olesia: (Default)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
/DRAGS INTO THIS
notadartboard: (super kick)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2009-12-18 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd offer Sanji but all his attacks are in FRENCH.

French and Engrish.
olesia: (Default)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious if he tried teaching her french (to hit on her okay bunny is hot shut up) and then the attempt end in shonen fist fights?

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[identity profile] holymedaroli.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ammy does not use attack phrases

but would bunny enjoy learning brush techniques