i don't even know anymore

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

K guys we're going to try a newish meme here tonight and Maddie requested something heinous. I'm sorry this is going to be holiday-themed but I assure you this is not another mistletoe meme.

WHAT YOU MUST DO:
post your characters. JUST ONCE per page. You are allowed to play more than once, but only on a different page each time.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN:
-Excluding the first comment, you will be assigned either number 1 or 2
-Every first commenter is Santa.
-Every 1 is now forced to be an obnoxious childperson that shall go hop on their page's Santa's lap and ICly ask for things they'd want for Christmas.
-Every 2 is a hot momma who has to go kiss their page's Santa.
-Do it or smash your face against a bag of glass and then eat the glass >:|

Like I said, when there's a new page, you can pop in again and see if you get something different or not. THE FUN NEVER ENDS???

Comments

Re: SANTA

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

I AM IN A GIVING MOOD TODAY CHILDRENS >3

Re: SANTA

[superspeedbjs]

*sits on lap*

I'd like a lot of money without having to work for it.

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

man I hear you there.

I can give you two lottery tickets and a ten dollar bill? :D?

[superspeedbjs]

...Sure.

Guess I'll be getting to work, then.

Re: SANTA

[mypreciouss.livejournal.com]

[POPS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HAIR. CLAWS YOUR FACE.]

Re: SANTA

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

ONLY BOYS AND GIRLS WHO SAY PLEASE GET EVERYTHING

Re: SANTA

[mypreciouss.livejournal.com]

..........................................................

Re: SANTA

[icycoldgf.livejournal.com]

I'd like.





A girlfriend, Santa.
A girl who's really. Cool, you know?

Re: SANTA

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

I would make a srs bzns reference to my OC who's a wintermage and literally has a body temp of around 89 degrees

but I could just give you a fleshlight that's been in the freezer and really that seems like a much more loltastic option

Re: SANTA

[icycoldgf.livejournal.com]

That's pretty.







Cold, man.

I... actually have an icon for this - DON'T JUDGE ME

[temporaltossed.livejournal.com]

Hey, Santa, baby.

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

oh my

JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED

Re: SANTA

[nayanroo.livejournal.com]

[sits in lap]

Although bb I think you know what I want

Re: SANTA

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

oh do you now. :3

give Santa a little sugar bb.

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

I want a handsome prince for christmas.

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

[GIVES YOU A GIANT HUG BECAUSE HOMG IT'S A DUCK]

Would you like a ribbon around his neck bb? 8D

SAAAAANTAAAA, OOOOMGGGG!

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

[hops into lap!]

Oh, dude. I want so much!

But an Xbox 360 would be a good start, plus some super sweet games. Also a BMX, a snowboard, some new sneakers, some awesome rollerskates, a phat set of wheels like a car or a truck. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, my girlfriend.

Oh. And world peace.

Re: SAAAAANTAAAA, OOOOMGGGG!

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

ON ONE CONDITION, TROY BOLTON.

[spaaaacedouche.livejournal.com]

SANTA HAS THE WORD ANT IN IT

Re: SANTA

[inheritsthesky.livejournal.com]

Don't tell Mara. D:

Re: SANTA

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

Man, I had this dream back in seventh grade.

Except you were in the back of a car telling me how to play chess as a lead-in.

I'll let you off the hook if you show up at Mara's with a mistletoe hat and if your mun is willing to take one for the team ohohoho

Re: SANTA

[pinkdoombubble.livejournal.com]

I can't really think of anything I want. I guess... can you give more to everyone else instead?

Re: SANTA

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

You bear no resemblance to Santa.

Re: SANTA

[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

You bear no resemblance to a man who is not liberally infested with herpes




and yet here we are.

Re: SANTA

[ravagekitteh.livejournal.com]

[Sits in your lap. Is fucking adorable.]

It would be rilly rilly epic if you could get s a Decepticon from my world ported in. Please?