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So I've been toying with the idea of apping a fifth at some point in the future. Oh hel,,, I AM apping a fifth eventually, but it's gonna be a couple rounds. Anyway, here's some choices!

[Poll #1502319]

1: Berui and Zerui from Origin: Spirits of the Past. They're the voice of the Forest, which covers most of the world. They're twins who finish each other's sentences and also cannot be played separately because THEY FUSE INTO ONE BEING SOMETIMES. Really, this movie needs more love.

2: Sunstorm from Transformers: Dreamwave. He accidentally got part of a supercomputer stuck in his head and he went crazy and suddenly was able to RADIATION EVERYWHERE OH GOOOOD. He just wants you to see the Light, or to kill you painfully. Whatever works. Oh, and he thinks he was told to wipe out humanity. FUN STUFF.

3: Nightbird from Transformers G1 Cartoon. She's mute, hates the world, and proof that Japanese scientists are kinda dumb. Also she has lightsabers. And she's totally ninja.

4: Noah Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh, anime-only. When he was little, Noah was in n accident. So his nice daddy stuck him in a computerized world where he didn't age and nothing ever changes. He kind of went a little crazy and tried to steal a body from Kaiba. But you know how it goes.

5: Valon from Yu-Gi-Oh, anime-only. He was, through burning churches and stealing other kid's souls on an island, in the same position as our other dear Doma-arc character. He rides a motorcycle too, guys!

6: Ema Skye from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. She's sixteen and she's totally going to eba forensic investigator when she grows up. Really. She believes in the power of science and her sister Lana.

7: Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly. He's the captain, not you. Also he has a nice brown coat and a mind that works in mysterious ways. Also Nathan Fillion. idk if I could handle two badasses like this but here's the option.

8:Femio from Princess Tutu. He's the most fabulous prince ever. He constantly uses dramatic lighting to emphasize how tragically beautiful he is, and uses French words when he has no right whatsoever to. Also sometimes he has himself get hit by a bull. For dramatic effect.

9: Maximum Ride from um Maximum Ride. Snarky teen who will fuck your scientific shit up. She also has a Voice in her head that guides her and stuff. I'm too tired to write a decent summary just look her up or something.

10: STOP THAT BAD LYNDON

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MY SWORD. primus gave it to me and you can't have it.

and no probing.

in fact i'm going to go over here now.

oooooooo primus sword

are you sure i can't touch it?

wait. don't go! i need to know thingssssssssssssss.

the only way you can touch it is if i'm sticking it in you

and i

uh

have an appointment to keep

... can you stick it in someone else so i can ask them how it feels?

and. i think you should reschedule that appointment. this is more important.

... the minute he gets in, the decepticons will have to restrain shockwave

the last time it was stuck in someone he kind of dissipated into anime sparkles

sucks to be galvatron amirite

I know he knows Fallen; did he do his research on the rest of the 13? Either way I'm all for that.

you should find someone. and show me.

yes well no one liked galvatron anyway.

i have no idea. he might know from vector sigma, and his research but. they never really went into what he learned or studied.

tell you what

if there's any unicronians here

i'll be sure to ask them what it feels like as i stab them.

Hm. Well, consider this preemptive permission for knowledge since Shockwave is a data hor and if anyone would know HE would, though I'd like to discuss specifically what he knows on AIM or something if/when I get in with this guy. (Bwah for having to wait until the 4th X_X)

can i watch

i would like to watch

but of course ♥ even if he knows nothing he'd probably still be like "vector prime? i don't know who that is... WHO ARE YOU. TELL ME YOUR LIFE STORY" ~~and follow him around like a puppy~~
ahaha. he gets in an shocky wont be the oldest cybertronian anymore. sentinel will no longer be able to tease him for being the oldest

...maybe

and i imagine vector will trade some info tidbits maybe in return for assistance with the whole human thing, assuming nobody else goes ahead and helps him first BETTER CAMP HIM QUICK SHOCKWAVE

and pffft vector so old shockwave's a sparkling to him

i will take that as a "yes"

/sets cybertronian senses on high. lives on the network until he gets here.

"nearing 10 million is not old, i am still very young, vector prime has confirmed this... wait. does that mean soundwave treating me like i need a protositter is right? WHAT IF I DO?! i'm not sure if i like this information"

you do that

"What are you doing, Shockwave?"
"...nothing..."
"You've been doing nothing for 10 hours a night."
"DON'T JUDGE ME."

meanwhile in reality he's just writing on walls and ruining people's lives

graffiti is bad you know

(now draw fallen with a mustache)