http://oneofthequick.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] oneofthequick.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-01-20 08:35 pm
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Suddenly, a new meme appears.

[Step 1] Cut a h...Post here with two truths and a lie about your character.

[Step 2] Respond to other people's posts and guess what's true and what's false.

[Step 3] ???

[Step 4] PROFIT.

[identity profile] rwb-hero.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I have a theory that is a mix of that What if... where Cap and Wanda have the twins... but most people just laugh at me.

[identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I have a theory that they're Pietro and Wanda's secret lovechildren, but I know they wouldn't really do that. (Outside of Ultimates.)

There was a What If where Cap and Wanda have them?

[identity profile] rwb-hero.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well Wanda and Cap have twins. Bright blue eyes blonde haired babies. I think their names were Tom and Bill too. But I don't remember. I have to find the issue again.

When I do, I'll share it!

[identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I don't know much about Wanda and her relationships with people aside from Vision and her brother.

[identity profile] rwb-hero.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
So you didn't know she slept with Wonder Man too? Wanda got around in the Avengers. Also... found the issue.

What If: Avengers Disassembled. (http://rapidshare.com/files/1914138/What_if_The_Avengers_Disassembled__2006___DarthScanner-DCP_.cbr)

Wonder if when Wanda comes back and finds out Steve's gone if she'll do her magic and bring him back...

[identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wonder Man as in the guy Billy bit the head off of when he was part of Pandemonium's arm? (This is all I know about him.) And it makes sense she'd get around with so few female superheroes.

Downloading, thanks!

That'd be nice, much better than getting Mephisto to fix it.

[identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I liked that. (Hank: "Of course they're having an affair, they're both hot.") And it's a powerful shipping tool. Cap + Wanda = world peace and cute kids!

[identity profile] rwb-hero.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
But look at them! I just LOVE them together so much. I wish for more. But no one ships them. It's like this no no thing, or something!

I am a firm believer that if Billy and Tommy have a real father, it's Cap. I don't care what anyone else says. Until they tell us how they were REALLY created. I'm sticking with this!

[identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's because Vision/Wanda is such an OTP, I think. But if the twins are normal kids, they would've been born before Wanda and Vision got together.

All right, but I pity Cap for having a son like Tommy. ;D

[identity profile] rwb-hero.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
But Billy makes up for it. Plus I think Tommy acts the way he does cause he didn't have enough love as a child. I feel sorry for the both of them though. Having Captain America as a dad would be hard. Not to mention having a grandfather who's a super villain, a mom who's completely crazy, and an uncle who can't ever be trusted. They have LOTS of family issues.

[identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Billy is a good kid, and comes with his own sane and nice family as a bonus. I think Tommy might have developed Mutant Issues but he's also just crazy. (In the words of the author. =D) Enough affection might domesticate him, though, but that'd probably be the duty of a girlfriend, not a dad. (I have a favorite universe in which he is domesticated with kids, because I am that sort of fangirl apparently.)

Yes to the family issues, anyway. At least Pietro is sane again?

[identity profile] rwb-hero.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes but how long will that last? Pietro's never been sane for long. I think it's a marvel speedster thing. They have to be nearly insane almost all the time.

[identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
And that's why I love them!

[identity profile] rwb-hero.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Me too!