MY CHILDHOOD JUST CURLED UP AND DIED A LITTLE

[expletives]

So for those of you who didn't grow up in France Canada, you probably have no idea what horrors this post holds.

Alright. I am like four drinks in and already dyed my hair, so I used up my regret for the night.

I've been watching the entirety of Silverwing with a good friend of mine. Again, if you don't watch Canadian TV you proooobably have no idea what I'm talking about. But it's a show about bats and owls and wars and there's like this fat bat Starscream named Bathseba and something and I really wanna play Orestes because he's a derpy owl and I'm such a sucker for those but Toastbat this is so far up your alley it hurts. MY POINT IS. If you watched BEASTIES!!! Beast Wars as a small wide-eyed child, you might be surprised to find Rhinox's voice coming out of a war-mongering owl's and Cheetor's voice coming out of an obese, beligerant bat's (also the really badass second in command, but let's not get into that).

MY POINT IS.

I went on Wikipedia to check this shit and found, to my enternal horror, that Cheetor's voice actor is responsible for Yvon of the Yukon.

If you aren't French Canadian, you don't know how bad this is.

Let me enlighten you.

As your curiosity piques and you youtube search this, remember. Cheetor's voice is the creator of this hideous pile of animated feces.

That means he's also resonsible for atrocities such as this.

REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME YOU READ ONE OF CHEETOR'S POSTS

READ AND REMEMBER THESE HORRORS

Comments

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with that dogs butt, man? It looks like a plucked chicken.

I CLAIM THE UNEXPLORED WATERS OF PAGE TWO FOR YVON!

[fewregrets.livejournal.com]

He's rubbed his ass on the carpet too much.




That's my explanation.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Seems like the only smart explanation for it. He kinda looks like he needs to be put down.

[fewregrets.livejournal.com]

I've heard of Silverwing but never watched it.

As for Yvon...this looks so very familiar... I think I might have watched some of this some time long ago.

Also that link was funnier that it should have been (great use of the ax handle there)...I think I need to sleep.

[expletives]

It was based on some pretty good books, though they changed a lot!

HNNNNN. Yvon was...... Well, it was. It was better than Mega Babies. I'll give it that.

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh I read the Silverwing series. Those were my favourite books for like, the longest time until I read the last one. The last book disappointed me so much.

[expletives]

I honestly don't remember the books at all except there were bats and cannibals and an eclipse and in the last one everybody went to hell. Literally.


Ayep.

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

Don't drag me into this.

[expletives]

THIS IS YOUR DOING, CHEETOR

THIS IS YOUR DOING

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

LIKE YOU NEVER GOT DRUNK AND PITCHED AN IDEA TO A BUNCH OF STUDIO EXECUTIVES BEFORE

[jonocalypse.livejournal.com]

OH MY EVERYTHING YVON OF THE YUKON


SCREAMING D:

[expletives]

This is what I'm going to bring up when people say stuff like "Remember when YTV used to be good?"

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

YTV did use to be good. It had ReBoot. And Hey Arnold.

[pridefall.livejournal.com]

Both of these shows have been on ABC family, dork.

[expletives]

This surprises me both because I never watched ABC family and because... Canadain cartoons? Going international? Say it ain't so, man.

[acemedium.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY MCFRENCHFACE CANADA HAS QUITE THE ANIMATION INDUSTRY AND CANADIAN CARTOONS GOING INTERNATIONAL ARE QUITE COMMON

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT.

Oh, Canada, my home and native land,
Why torture your people with animation made with such unskillful hands?

[acemedium.livejournal.com]

i remember that show 8U