MY CHILDHOOD JUST CURLED UP AND DIED A LITTLE

[expletives]

So for those of you who didn't grow up in France Canada, you probably have no idea what horrors this post holds.

Alright. I am like four drinks in and already dyed my hair, so I used up my regret for the night.

I've been watching the entirety of Silverwing with a good friend of mine. Again, if you don't watch Canadian TV you proooobably have no idea what I'm talking about. But it's a show about bats and owls and wars and there's like this fat bat Starscream named Bathseba and something and I really wanna play Orestes because he's a derpy owl and I'm such a sucker for those but Toastbat this is so far up your alley it hurts. MY POINT IS. If you watched BEASTIES!!! Beast Wars as a small wide-eyed child, you might be surprised to find Rhinox's voice coming out of a war-mongering owl's and Cheetor's voice coming out of an obese, beligerant bat's (also the really badass second in command, but let's not get into that).

MY POINT IS.

I went on Wikipedia to check this shit and found, to my enternal horror, that Cheetor's voice actor is responsible for Yvon of the Yukon.

If you aren't French Canadian, you don't know how bad this is.

Let me enlighten you.

As your curiosity piques and you youtube search this, remember. Cheetor's voice is the creator of this hideous pile of animated feces.

That means he's also resonsible for atrocities such as this.

REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME YOU READ ONE OF CHEETOR'S POSTS

READ AND REMEMBER THESE HORRORS

Comments

[strokingpenis.livejournal.com]

tabarnac du crist du chalice duas asdf;lkajethas;dfjklgsrt

/vomi partous

[expletives]

madame ma francais est rephransible est je suis superior de tu

that sentence made no fucking sense and i don't even care but the point is

my french is even worse than yours and i'm better htan you


you learned to swear from bon cop bad op didn't you

[strokingpenis.livejournal.com]

va shi dans ton (le/les?) pants.

fuck you. this is how we swear in the pepper boondocks.

[expletives]

if you say 'ton" you don't need the les

also since it's plural it's

basically.... les.... no other choices........

so idk what you're thinking but that sentence is stupid


point is

ce n'est pas un queston de fuck it all i want to say is that you're a fuckign whore and i'm better than you in every way

now come give me a hug

[strokingpenis.livejournal.com]

I knew that you god damn whore.


I JUST. CAN'T REMEMBER IF PANTS IS PLURAL OR NOT. GAWD.

[expletives]

i'm retty sure pantalons is plural



dumb whore


so yeah IF you needed a les it would be, in fact, les

[strokingpenis.livejournal.com]

why you hating on my hick franglais?

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

Vas shier dans tes pantalons?

I'm not sure shier is the word you're looking for.

[strokingpenis.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. It was ton/tes I was trying to figure out what to use or not.
But. It didn't come out how I wanted to.
Cause I was drunk. So yeah. a;kldasfdg;. :c

IDK. I'm trying to say shit. I know know how to spell it, I just write it down how it sounds asl;dkjteawrsjaerl;k /shame

I don't know. I learned how to swear from my mom who in return learned from french truckers.
We're such a classy bunch. Yes we are.

[strokingpenis.livejournal.com]

Also.
I just want it on the record that I've NEVER watched bon cop bad cop.
SO YEAH SUCK ON A COCK PLEASE.

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

It is funny. Doubly funny if you don't have to rely on the subtitles. :D

[strokingpenis.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I always hear good things about it.

When I have some free time it's defiantly on my to-do list.
and where have you been hiding all this time ducky? it's been so long since I last saw you. ;A;

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

University. Before that, winter vacation.

Curse this English keyboard

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

Mademoiselle, mon francais est reprehensible et je suis ta superieure.