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I am not intimidated by any of you.

IT CAN HAPPEN!!

TONY AND NATASHA'S CREEPY MARY SUE CHILDREN ARE NEVER APPROPRIATE FOR CONVERSATION.

If you talk about them they might show up!

Maybe I should switch to my Bucky account for maximum awkward.

Bucky already dislikes him enough!

If you sleep with my girlfriend, I'm sure I can find new ways to dislike you.

Well I'm not much of a tap it after I've had it kind of guy...

I can just leave you comatose, you know.

I can do that.

. . .

Yeah! No one would suspect. No one ever suspects Captain America...

Besides, I slept with her first.

You know you're supposed to uphold that something or the rather American Ideal or something. Not, you know, leave a dude left in a coma to die.

Eh, well, you were just warming up the car for me then, weren't you?

Well, you're a dick. And the coma was self-inflicted, so, how am I supposed to know that's not what you want? You probably want to stay in the coma.

Yeah, ten years before you were born.

Oh yeah, calling me a dick makes it aaaall better. Didn't I leave the whole "Instructions for waking me up" thing? Besides, I mean, I could have just left the SHRA for Norman to run crazy with.

You know, I think there's a kink somewhere in that.

He'll blow himself up before long. He's crazy. Crazy can't stay in power.

I— what?

Sure, but I think it's a good think I kept him from taking too many of us out while he was in power, don't you?

I don't know! I just bet there's a kink in there that I can scratch off my list.

What?

This isn't proper.

I'm probably considered a sexual deviant by like...75% of America, of course it's not proper!

also: Apparently we were trolling 4chan in our sleep

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What's 4chan?

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Bucky you need to be educated, and I am not a brave enough man to teach you about Shoop da Woop.

No, really, what's 4chan?

It's where all the sad people go to say bad things and be terrible people.

Very, very terrible people.

So, they're bad guys? I try to read up on everyone, but— there's a lot, you know?

It's mostly anonymous. I mean, I could hack them, but really it's not even worth it with them.

Well, the whole point of being a super-villain is to be anonymous, right? Unless you can rig it like Osborn.

Well, even more so than that.

This isn't exactly easy to explain. Maybe I should teach you about 4chan and get it over with. You won't ever be disgusted again.

I'm pretty sure I've seen just about the worst humanity has to offer. Really.

Have you seen the one where they tied a scorpion to a helium balloon to make it into a man?

And don't get me started on 2girls...

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