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[Poll #1521959]

Feenie!Phoenix
For anyone who isn't familiar with the Ace Attorney canon, there is a single case in the third game, Trials & Tribulations, where you play as Mia Fey, Phoenix's mentor, as she defends Phoenix after he's been arrested for murder. You can see the first part of the case here and the second part, which starts right off with Phoenix testifying can be found here. He's twenty-one, studying to be a lawyer to save a friend, and likely just fresh from finding out the truth about his girlfriend, Dollie.

Marauder!Remus
There's little to no canon on how exactly Remus behaved during this time period and I sort of failed to do anything with him during the last switch when I dragged him here. While, I've written a great deal of fanfiction about Marauder!Remus, I have roughly three pages to go on in a seven book series. Full moon on the twenty-eighth, so I couldn't avoid it regardless of what slot he's in.

Dead!Remus
Or at the very least, right before his death. Married to Nymphadora Tonks and a father to a half-werewolf/shape shifting infant. He'd actually be happy with his life to a degree and much more personable and probably still having those adorable moving pictures of Teddy with him if the mods allow it. To be forced upon people during awkward moments. Likely to cause much angst for everyone, especially Edgeworth.

ETA: alsdjfldf why do so many people want Marauder!Remus? There's no James or Sirius around to drag him into hideous things. He'd just sit around and read and pester Edgeworth about Muggle law.

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Basically all options point to "Make Edgeworth Hate His Life."

Pretty much. Poor Edgeworth.

Edgeworth is clearly Not Allowed to be Happy, Ever.

Clearly this means I have to make sure Edgeworth is happy after this.

/takes on this mission

Clearly.

/keeps Ruka out of the ~~city~~ house.

Ruka needs to meet Sari someday.

... She'd get along better with Rua, I think. Who would totally help her build EVERYTHING EVER instead of just sitting to the side and going "that'll never work"

She is actually talking to Rua on her post, actually. And this is very true. XD

Then clearly we just need to compound the meta and have Rua invite Sari over to Moonybase.

Mmm, delicious meta.

Oh, hell. Edgeworth has Phoenix over for discussions over Meta Law. Remus tells Rua and Ruka that he'll be bringing them a friend; Sari is brought over. Naturally, since Trowa collects Cybertronians, he's dragged over with, which means Quatre has to follow--Shockwave stalks them both and Soundwave tags after him to make sure he doesn't SCIENCE anyone; Ravage goes to play with Sari and the twins. Wreck-Gar canonly likes Sari, and so crashes the party with a pile of garbage, which a passing Adrian Monk desperately attempts to clean up with no supplies on hand other than an infinite pack of Handi-Wipes(tm). Phoenix, wanting to cheer up Jaime, brings him, who tugs Abby along with. Trowa bothers them both about Halo.

Blue comes down to find out what the hell is going on, and upon seeing the sheer crowd of pure meta, says 'fuck it', waves good night to Felicia, and goes back upstairs to bed, where he will sleep the remainder of the day.

hahahaha why do I want to draw this, I can't actually draw. It is a beautiful mental image, and I will treasure it.

I kinda want to have older!Yuugi and hobo!Phoenix play off against each other. ~~hey both the people they look over are voice acted by KENN and shout GOTCHA~~ So I'm biased, obviously.

...

I SAY DEAD? /terrible

Given the two blocks, it's possible we could arrange to each take one of them so that Hobo and older!Yugi could still meet if I wind up picking Nick for this too?

Everyone wants Remus dead or as a Marauder. XD

I just wanted an excuse to post this (skip to like 3:00) and go: LOOK HE HAS PHOENIX BACK-UP DANCERS.

I have only seen clips, but god I love this musical. BUT I AM STILL WONDERING WHY THEY'RE USING THE ENGLISH NAMES.

Because it's set in California.

I AM PRETTY SURE IT'S SET IN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THAT BEING WHY I WANTED TO WATCH IT.

also: you can't do cool things like give him Phoenix back-up dancers if his name is Ryuuichi Naruhodou. :|

OH WELL OKAY THAT MAKES SENSE I GUESS???

AND TRUE. THEY REALLY LIKE SPAMMING THE PHOENIX IMAGERY.

alternately: oh those silly Japanese! they just reaaaaally like English.

Alternately, rights issues.

Well, it's sponsored by Capcom. There's this whole long thing at the beginning about thanking Capcom.

So I'm thinking they just like spamming Phoenixes.

OH WELL I GUESS

they just like spamming engrishand phoenixes!! Hooray!

Oh god this music is so hideous.

/wonders if it counts as an au...

I would count it.

That's so hideous.

What about the Harry Potter musical?

Who's the troupe that produced it?

I'm honestly not sure, but given JoK hasn't sued them yet, she isn't completely against it. XD

Was Remus even IN the Harry Potter Musical?

LOL, I have no idea. I've never seen it. I was just asking. XD

Not in A Very Potter Musical.

Unless you are talking about a Harry Potter musical that doesn't involve Zac Efron and Pigfarts.

I am indeed talking about A Very Potter Musical.

I didn't recall seeing Remus there, but I couldn't be sure.

Well.

It's offical.

And Lana is replaced by Leona Clyde.

And Phoenix was in love with her.

And Lana/Phoenix/Edgeworth all went to lawyerschool together.

Unfortunately, I watched most of it without subtitles so I'm not sure on all the details.

also: I like the music. I mean. It's better when you don't know what they're singing.

Especially this song.

/terrified to click that

It is an amazing song.

But Grimm will kill me if I do. :(

There are dancing jabots.

oh god

You should click it

Really

I like the music too.

It's just hard to take it seriously when Edgeworth is singing "lulu" over and over again. Some Engrish words sound better than others.

Well.

Yeah.

No, see, hold the phone.

Lana, Edgeworth, and Phoenix did not all 'go to lawyer school' together.

von Karma trained Edgeworth personally and from a young age. Phoenix only went like. Three years before he hit the court scene because Edgeworth was already a little bitch lawyer. Lana went to school with Mia. And Phoenix isn't shown to adore Lana.

I refuse to support this effing musical if it can not get basic, canon-establishing, character-defining history correct.

/never acknowledges it again

Did I mention her name isn't Lana and she's a completely fabricated character for the purposes of an appropriately dramatic/theatrical Takarazuka performance?

Also uh. It's Capcom approved (http://www.capcom.co.jp/gyakutensaiban/takarazuka_index.html).

Don't shoot the messenger! /hides

ahaha, i'm shooting the musical, not the messenger; I adore the messenger <3

HEY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY GAME!

MY VOTE IS FOR MOVIEVERSE SCRAWNY BLUE WERE-CHIHUAHUA

/smites you down where you stand

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