http://lassiface.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-02-17 07:40 pm
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DEAR GOSHDARNSPAM

There is a comic online. It is written by a 5 year old boy. A 5 year old boy that clearly loves cops like Carlton Lassiter and so made up his own awesome cop.

It's called
~*~*~*~*~AXE COP!!!!!~*~*~*~*~

Axe Cop is special. He has an axe.

And an attitude that only Lassiter could love.


What I'm saying is. The City could really use an Axe Cop.
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[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
What about Dinosaur Soldier.

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I DIDN'T WANT TO TYPE OUT HIS FULL NAME SO I OMITTED HIM
BUT THE CITY COULD USE ONE OF HIM TOO

BUT NOT A TELESCOPE GUN COP

HE'S JUST A JERK

[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
SCREW TELESCOPE GUN COP AND HIS UNI-BABY >I
meowminx: (it's like this)

[personal profile] meowminx 2010-02-18 02:44 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Catsuit
/wiggles eyebrows

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I love you, Axe Cop.

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Pete likes axes.

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
He talks about his dinosaur pet in one of the ASK AXE COP comics that made me think of Pete and Moth-chan.

http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_8/

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. A lamp is Mothchan's worst enemy too.

Pete has been taking lunch with Mothchan of late, btw.

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
God an emergency's gonna come up and lassi will be like WHERE THE HELL IS PETE and they'll be like EATING WITH THE MOTH and he will have to risk his life and go find Pete with the beast--AND WHEN HE DISCOVERED IT NOW HAS MACHINE GUN ARMS HE WILL LOVE IT

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
You know what else Lassi apparently loves?

Figure skating.

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Curse you and your ability to watch Psych!!!!

Was Lassi's naked chest good? :( I must know this.

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
It was. It was a good, naked scene.

Then they made fun of his ears.

Judd Nelson was there.

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I will look forward to it eagerly and I'm sure make an icon for the naked times he has often in the City.

Judd Nelson shouldn't make fun of his ears with that stache.

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I will look forward eagerly to said naked times.

[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Was it a good episode despite Shules :(

Will the Shules kill me

IS THE SHULES GONNA KILL ME

[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
P.S. Lassie is getting faggier and faggier with each episode.

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I love faggy Lassi.

Do you want me to spoil you?

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
That's a stupid question, yes, we do.

As for the fagginess, it at least eases my mind that I make him gayer than the day is long for Shawn's less than manly peen.



That sentence made me ill.

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Shawn chickens out on the Shules.

Then Lassi comes in and completes with a cockblock.

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
yes
yes
yes
yes please

yes forever
but it will prolly not be the end of it :I

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
No, because Jules knows. Basically he was all "I have something important to tell you!" And she was like what? And he made a complicated analogy to cereal. And she was like "what are you saying?" And Shawn was like:

"... ... ... I don't know."

And then Lassi came in and awkward hugged Jules all over. And Shawn went away. But she saw him watching her with sad puppy eyes.

They all thought she was dying, is the why.

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah we knew about the maybe dying part. But man that's totally inviting for more Shules in the future. Sob. Just. Stop Psych. It's really hurting the fans and I don't mean the ones biased to gay like me and Beck.

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I was glad they didn't go for it tonight at least. It would have been so cliche.

[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna go to Vancouver and punch James Roday in the dick.

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
If you win that contest you can stay in luxury accommodations. Luxury dick punching accommodations

[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
ALSO ISN'T HE FUCKING TRYING TO HAVE AN LDR WITH ABIGAIL OR DID THE WRITERS FORGET THE OTHER MORE COMPATIBLE WOMAN IN SHAWN'S LIFE

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
IN THE THRILL SEEKERS EP HE SAID HE HADN'T HEARD FROM HER IN A MONTH EVEN THOUGH IT HAD JUST BEEN A WEEK SOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I hate everything.

Seriously what kind of cop out is MY GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO AFRICA OHEY JULES /FUCKS

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
They forgot.

[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Why does he chicken out?

GOD SHAWN WHY IS HE BEING SO AWFULLY WRITTEN THIS SEASON ARGH

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I am not the writers.

[identity profile] taughttolisten.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
somebody app sockarang right the fuck now

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
EVERYONE IN THE COMIC NEEDS TO BE APPED

[identity profile] crackofthunder.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I JUST DISCOVERED THIS TOO

SOMEBODY APP BABY MAN.


[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYES

[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I liked that this post turned into bitching about Psych

[identity profile] mundo-fine.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I do too. Asserting our nerdiness.
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