Now in Spam for real sauce!

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

The Inspiron Shithousand lives, and thanks to my recovery disc, I was able to throw all my programs back on already. Thanks technology.

In celebration I give you:

Secrets of Pete's Parentage Revealed


One day, when Jimmy Olsen was really drunk...

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[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOKLAHOMA

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

And I'm not sure if I'm also saying that one of them banged the lard, or if they just ate it, or if just one of them ate it, but the lard was there.

The lard was there.

[grindcore.livejournal.com]

AND IT WAS PROUD

[nyc-detective.livejournal.com]

And suddenly it all makes sense...

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Hee-haw, ma'am. Hee-haw.

[nyc-detective.livejournal.com]

You're a medical miracle, Pete.

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Pete better look out for the superdickery of Superman then. With no Olsen around he'll turn his attentions to Pete.

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com)

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

EXFUCKINGACTLY

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Superman: He'll make you fat and steal your diamonds

That bitch.

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

/ENLIGHTENED!!!!!

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

That was a good movie

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

I liked the part with the butt babes.

[jonocalypse.livejournal.com]

LMASLDKFJLSDFKHJSDKLFH

I thought he reminded me of someone!

Or... somelard.

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

He has his daddy's eyes.

[5atan5-camar0.livejournal.com]

Still love Pete anway! <3 ;__;