http://doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-03-09 10:40 pm
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Guys.

This is precisely why I am glad Connery!Bond wasn't in c&c for very long.



Also. I have been playing Troy for a while year and one month. Go me and my lame HSM RP.

DERPDERP.
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[identity profile] gostraight4bond.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can turn off the charm, Mr. Bond. I'm immune."

Keep telling yourself that, Pussy.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No one is immune, Pussy. No one.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No never means no in Bond's dictionary, bb.

[identity profile] gostraight4bond.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The best part is that in the BOOK "Goldfinger", Pussy's origin story is basically she became a lesbian because her uncle raped her.

Why this girl doesn't have issues out the whoa is beyond me.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG YES. i know, it's like... idek.

Fleming is a total asshole. xD Like the Casino Royale book. Where Bond is just like, thinking about how, oh hey, every woman secretly wants to be raped. and i'm all 'what is this even'

[identity profile] gostraight4bond.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
He just really doesn't like ANYBODY. He's horrible to black people, Koreans, etc. No race, gender or sexuality is safe.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Even Bond's lungs and liver aren't safe. AND TEA. FUCK TEA. IT'S THE DECLINE OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE. FUCK YOU TEA, FLEMING HATES YOU

[identity profile] gostraight4bond.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Lordy, I had forgotten about tea. SUCH A HORRID DRINK THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE BRITISH EMPIRE. UP YOURS, TEA.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is a shame, because Bond should like tea. IT'S SO VERY BRITISH AND SO IS HE.

[identity profile] gostraight4bond.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
He likes his alcohol more. :3

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Who needs tea when you can drink vodka straight for breakfast
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