http://realgoodlookin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] realgoodlookin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-03-10 09:39 pm
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CRY WOLF III • DAY 8

A sparse voting day--well, the weather was rather inconvenient, wasn't it? In any case, there was little competition. Misty was next to go. Led out of the perfect Olympic pasture, Misty was sent to the meat-packing plant, chopped up, and given as food rations for Led Zeppelin's annual band camping trip (THERE IS ANOTHER BAD GAG IN HERE GUESS IT AND WIN).

Misty was a sheep.



Welcome to Day Eight




The snow has let up just a bit, but it's still coming down. 9 inches have fallen overnight, adequately covering Dr. Horrible's corpse under the broken firing barrels, but thanks to little Link's shoveling efforts, it's possible to get in and out of the Olympic village buildings well enough. Zero's Segway garage is partially open--go and get your complimentary snowshoes and ice scrapers!

This would be really awesome if it weren't for the virtual bloodbath that one will find in the middle of town. There's even a large crater and avalanche snow covering the broken king-size segway (spawn of GiantSegwaychan) that may have caused the carnage.

Amidst the mass of rendered, flattened, and altogether tenderized remains, one will find not one, but four bodies.

Fashionably-challenged sheep the Pro's arms, legs, and hideous outfit are identifiable, right at the bottom of the crater.
Angelic sheep Tyrael's angelic cloak is all that remains, fluttering sadly draped over a ssegway handle.
Dinky adorable sheep Mew's disfigured body is missing several important organs and seems to be doing its best impression of the Operation game.
Lastly, in what looks like an effort to get away from the impact point, the wolf SOUNDWAVE has been smashed under the oversized segway's wheel. Humorous body-shaped crater and all.

At least the strange incident seems to have offed one of your enemies, right? But y'all best be careful.

--

Misty, Pro, Tyrael, Mew, and Soundwave are out. Let the Courier be with you!



THE FLOCK
Saitou
Lust
Rikku
Raoul Duke
Ruka
Ashton
Kiryu
Rachel Grey
Luffy
Trowa
Remus
Tim Drake
Ghost
Bakura
Santo
Alex/Phobos
Toro
Rikki Barnes
Shockwave
Renji
Suzie
Link
Jono

TOTAL: 23
WOLVES: 2

VOTE THREAD
shiromadoushi: (Sigh)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2010-03-11 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[[Ironic, isn't it?]]

[[sits down next to you with a sigh, trying to hide how disturbed he is by this all.

Which he fails at.]]

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
It should be a comfort, Mr. Nygma. This way, Gluttony doesn't know your scent.

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
LMKMLADMKASKMMAKSKMAS

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS UNTIL JUST NOW

OTP
notsoloyal: (../ why is my logic not working)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2010-03-11 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Takes it and just. Stares at the can.]
shiromadoushi: (Serious - 01)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2010-03-11 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
... Is there anything I can do...?

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a dreadful woman.
shiromadoushi: (Sigh)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2010-03-11 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
... if you can't think, why are you even voting...?
wolfofmibu: (-- eh?)

[personal profile] wolfofmibu 2010-03-11 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ He hides his surprise that Bakura even is looking at him again, only sparing him a glance before eying the corpses laid around them. ]

[identity profile] yayashton.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's not that I can't.

It's that I don't.

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so.
shiromadoushi: (Serious - 02)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2010-03-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[[so many dead bodies make you get over your anger real quick]]

...Sorry about before...
notsoloyal: (bot/huh/ my plans don't fall apart)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2010-03-11 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Not really.
satisfiedsigner: (ooc [DS]: Oh is that so?  Well then...)

[personal profile] satisfiedsigner 2010-03-11 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I give a lot of people a bad vibe~
wolfofmibu: (troublesome)

[personal profile] wolfofmibu 2010-03-11 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine. [ He said a bit quickly, not looking over though. ] I have a feeling we'll be done here very soon, if the slaughter increases like this.

[identity profile] tyrael.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2010-03-11 03:54 (UTC)
shiromadoushi: (Serious - 01)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2010-03-11 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[[nods]] and it'll probably be me next, I'm sure. I can only escape being voted off so long.
osreborn: (cold sidelong glance.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2010-03-11 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You already know my thoughts.
scarabsuited: (Default)

[personal profile] scarabsuited 2010-03-11 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
GOD AND PEOPLE ARE SUPRISED I SHIP THIS SHIT??

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I understand if you think you need to.

But I'm not wearing a mask, this time.
wolfofmibu: (oh honestly now)

[personal profile] wolfofmibu 2010-03-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ A humorless laugh. ] No one escapes here. They can just avoid death for a little while. In the end usually only two or three are still standing.

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hn. 'Not a threat'?

Re: VOTE THREAD

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Toro.

[identity profile] seeyourface.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 04:21 am (UTC)(link)

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