I'M SELFISH SO I MADE MYSELF A BIRTHDAY POST (aka i am secretly an attention whore)

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

Guys it's my 18th birthday. But instead of running off to find Ryan Reynolds in order to tell him that he can now legally tap this, I'm running off to work.

Spam me please so I have something to look forward to when I return. preferably hot shirtless men buuuuut beggars can't be choosers.

Also...HOLY CRAP GUYS I'M 18 I'M NOT AN ICKLE MINOR ANYMORE.

Comments

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

18 is still tiny to me. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

one day I will have a ninja baby.

if I ever have kids.

...AND THANK YOU 18 IS THE OLDEST AGE I'VE EVER BEEN.

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

...fuck this picture.

THOSE POOR DOGS. KLCJALKJAPOIAXJ.

wait, you asked for nudity, not space ghost

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

Re: wait, you asked for nudity, not space ghost

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

unf tinypic is so sexy i love it when they delete things. /tear

[superxgrlfriend.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to tell Ryan Reynolds that I've been tappable for the last ten years but all I got was this lousy restraining order. :|

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

RESTRAINING ORDERS MEAN NOTHING.

but he's saving himself for me.

with less html fail

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Re: with less html fail

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

djdffjcksljvtrirdgvsfvgsxf

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

[arachnidism.livejournal.com]

There are no words to describe the level of hate I have for Vanessa Hudgins based on this picture alone.

















I REALIZE THIS MAKES ME PETTY AND SHALLOW






and a bit of a cradlerobber fml

[liverletdie]

ONLY MILDLY PORNLIKE

[liverletdie]

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[liverletdie]

TIME FOR HOT SHIRTLESS MEN

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

why so frightened? >:

[liverletdie]

[superxgrlfriend.livejournal.com]

WOW.

[liverletdie]

♥

Happy Birthday!!

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

James Bond never has problems like those.

[expletives]

I HEAR 'RYAN REYNOLDS'

/IN THIS POST

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

RYAN REYNOLDS IS RESERVED FOR ME AND ME ONLY.

I've He's been saving himself for me.

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

/runs

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

...y'know what.

now I see it.

because ooooooh those arms just the way I like 'em.

[sorcerously.livejournal.com]

happy birthday

also: i love ryan reynolds especially in this movie

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.

this is my most favourite picture of him ever. oh gawd he was so hot in that movie klsjdacfoaejwiocfasx.

[liebe_krieg]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REDHEAD SAM! Congratulations!

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU~ I FINALLY MADE IT TO ADULTHOOD.

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

let's not ask why I randomly have these pictures lying around.













. . . wow it is so completely obvious that I have a type. GUESS HOW MANY OF THESE PICTURES ARE GAY THEATRE KIDS.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

NO.

NO. DANIEL RADCLIFF BETTER NOT BE INCLUDED AS A GAY THEATRE KID. HE CAN'T ACT. AT ALL. plus he's ugly.

BUT MOSTLY HE REALLY CAN'T ACT AND I HATE HIM.

The others I will give you though. Especially the Maxxie kid.

[natureinblood]

I'm on time for a birthday post? Awesome.

I have no gifs that I didn't use yesterday, so have a giant crawdad.

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

THAT IS NOT A NAKED MAN

FAIL

[lastpunchline.livejournal.com]

Oh good now we can induct you let you in on the secret C&Cadult comm.

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

My dreams have come true. /tear

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

1) HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB /SUPER HUGS


2) I'm way amused that most people posted half nakeds of their own characters.

[natureinblood]

If I don't play the character anymore, would it count as mine still?

[natureinblood]

Okay, now that I've traumatized you, let me kill your childhood for good.

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

o-oh my gawd Shaggy is a sexy bitch. I'd shag him.

/childhood implodes

/forever

[natureinblood]

I really don't have as many shirtless males on here as I thought.








Hopefully at least one of these guys counts as a hot shirtless man.

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

YES.

EVEN DUMBLEDORE.

is that dumbledore?

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

okay, okay. less gay theatre boys and more just. general gay. I HAVE A LOT OF MEN IN VARIOUS STAGES OF NAKED ON MY COMPUTER.

















pretend like this next picture has a context:

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

AWWWWW YEAH.






if that's a shirt i need it.

even though my boobs are plentiful and not a work in progress why the fuck did I just type that.

[pullingyourlegs.livejournal.com]

AWW I WAS GOING TO MAKE ONE FOR YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BB

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

I BEAT YOU TO IT.

BUT I APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU BB~

[olesia]

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

...

/leaves cnc forever

[sixgoodreasons.livejournal.com]

Wolverine:



Captain America:

[sam-the-redhead.livejournal.com]

I SEE NO WOLVERINE AND I AM SAD.

BUT I SEE CAPTAIN AMERICA AND AM VERY, VERY HAPPY.