Like drinking poison, like eating glass

[wisecracked]

DARE MEME

Remember any dare after I cut them off is automatically EAT GLASS

NO EXCEPTIONS!!


VICTIMS:
1. Knock Out
2. Jim Moriarty
3. Nill
4. Primrose Everdeen
5. Dave Strider
6. Tim Drake
7. Roxy Lalonde
8. Nick Fury
9. Eridan
10. Victor Mancha
11. Poison Ivy
12. Bobbi Morse
13. Rose Lalonde
14. Klarion
15. Feferi
16. Jenny Quantum
17. Karkat
18. Kanaya

Comments

[puggle]

9 paints 18's toenails

[glowsferatu]

[ huffs! ] I'm not especially fond of that shade. Select a different one.

[puggle]

14 is performing a drunken karaoke version of 'Moves Like Jagger'

3, 7, and 17 are being forced to watch

[bumbumbum]

I got the mooooooooves like Jagger!

[which one of you horrible people slipped the Witch-Boy alcohol. Anyway, at least Klarion looks like he's enjoying it.]

[puggle]

10 is a werewolf
4 is a vampire
16 is their love interest

[electromexican]

[Well, Vic does have an amazing head of hair, so really it's only natural he'd be a werewolf...]

[puggle]

11 is a Victoria's Secret model and 2 is a photographer

[catcherintherye]

3, 6, and 9 ambush 11, 13, and 15 with waterguns

[culver]

[Nill is so ready. She has her water gun pumped and ready, and is waiting around the corner. As soon as Ivy, Rose, or Feferi turn, they are in for a face full of super-soaker.]

[(Anonymous)]

18 and 11 are Romeo and Juliet, respectively, play out whatever scene.

[puggle]

4, 5, and 6 are kittens in a pet shop window

12 is a child who wants one desperately
15 is 12's mother

[red_robin]

[ Tim is the quiet black kitten looking warily out from the corner. ]

[demonspawn]

1 confronts 11 because 11 killed 1's father

[catcherintherye]

1 and 18 get married. 7 is the maid of honor, 11 is best man.

[glowsferatu]

[ BLUSHING CRADLE-ROBBED BRIDE ]

[catcherintherye]

7 and 11 go to 711 for slushies. 17 robs them at gunpoint.

[crab]

Hand over the frozen confectionery and nobody gets hurt.

[puggle]

18 is a knight preparing for a jousting tournament
13 is 18's (talking) horse

[glowsferatu]

Come along, Rose. If we lose this one I'm blaming you.

[glowsferatu]

First person to reply chooses two numbers to get stuck in a closet they can't escape from unless they hug for 15 comments

[catcherintherye]

6

[(Anonymous)]

17, 1, 7, 3 and 12 are trapped in an elevator with the worst elevator music ever.

[mocks]

[Standing in a corner, looking mildly uncomfortable. Small spaces.]

Is that... Michael Bolton?

[demonspawn]

5 comes out to 13 and 8.

[hashrap]

Rose, this is Nick. Every night for the last month I've dreamed of sitting on his dick.

[electromexican]

2 and 7 are duking it out for 16's honor

[puggle]

2, 8, and 14 are trapped in a hedge maze together

[agentofshield]

[Welp, Nick is lost. All of his superspy training amounts to squinting at a particularly irritating dead end through one eye.]

[demonspawn]

10 really has to go to the bathroom, but 7 is using it.

[electromexican]

ROXY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

[Dang, man...]

[catcherintherye]

4, 5, and 6 are at a sci-fi convention

[red_robin]

[ He's not even sure how he got talked into this. Conventions aren't really his thing, too many people, too many things that could go horribly wrong. ]

[foreverbouncing]

7 and 18 are on a blind date...and have to sing everything they say.

[glowsferatu]

Take me out tonight~
Where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive~

[demonspawn]

1, 2, and 18 have a rap battle.

[glowsferatu]

Can I forfeit?

[puggle]

16 is craving a cheeseburger
6 is working at a fast food counter
15 is in line ahead of 16 and can't make up their mind on their order

[red_robin]

[ Come on dude just order, I get off in five minutes ]

[demonspawn]

16 and 9 show up to prom in the same dress.

[amoray]

[HOPE 16 LIKES PURPLE

BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF IT]

[foreverbouncing]

1, 2,5 and 9 need a drummer for their Glam rock band.

11 is the worst drummer of all time, but has *fantastic* hair.

[(Anonymous)]

5 is Helen of Troy

And everyone is trying to win her (or his) affections.

[hashrap]

[ flips hair. ]

A DARE MEME MAINSTAY

[glowsferatu]

It's the Oregon trail!

5, 9, 8, 18, and 14, are the pioneers
2, 3, 4, 7, and 10 are oxen
13, 11, 15, 16, 17, and 6 are buffalos being shot at
12 has dysentary

[culver]

[Wow this is the exact opposite of what she's built for.]