http://answer2darkness.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] answer2darkness.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-07-26 04:43 pm

The meme is mine, Trebek!

Curse/Virus/Whatever Meme
Because HIDEOUS!

=Post as your character, one per post
=Some hateful person inflicts one of these on them
=Other characters reply under that comment playing along
=Hideous, hideous, hideous
=You obviously don't have to acknowledge requests you deem to weird for comfort
=Hideous


Heartlessly thieved from Adddictions

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Monologue, are you serious? Sure, I've kept some things from May. A lot of things. The maybe she's a clone thing, the eventual fight with Norman Osborn in her father's body thing, and most importantly (of course) the cousins thing. I can't blame her for wanting answers. I'd feel the same way. Not like I didn't grill Kaine extensively, when I wasn't too out of it due to degenerating, yet...

I've always had her back. Shouldn't that count for something? Besides, it's not like she has the power to make me vocalize my thought process or anything, that's--

secondhandwebs: (Vendetta!)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Now was that so hard? Well. It wouldn't have been, had you just spilled it all to start with. Now I have to smack you for keeping that much from me.

What the heck is wrong with you?!

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't have believed me! What was I supposed to do, show up with this crazy tale and turn your lives upside down? Ruin your happy, perfect and perfect little lives? I wouldn't do that.

And it's not like I didn't try! I dropped every hint in the world, short of climbing a wall.
secondhandwebs: (May Unimpressed)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, because we were sitting pretty. Goblins and clones and the million crazy people who want to kill me were fine. It's your personal drama that'd be the line. How can you be that over dramatic and live, seriously?

Don't even think about putting this one on me, mister. You're the one in the hot seat here.

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Overdramatic"? Your critique wounds me so. How will I ever recover? Look, you didn't need to know. None of you did. It wouldn't have changed anything, anyway, and it's not going to now.
secondhandwebs: (Spidey Anger)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Overdramatic, self-absorbed, martyr. That's what you are. You don't get to decide what I do and do not need to know about my own family. It changes a lot, okay?

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to lecture me on martyrdom? After all the times I've had to try and convince you not your stupid self killed? Fine. Maybe I shouldn't have it a secret. But where do you get off, lecturing me about family when you- you couldn't even imagine what-

Forget it.
secondhandwebs: (poser)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, nu-uh. Return of the monologue. Go. The power of the spider compels you.

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't fa-- okay. I have to admit that maybe it kind of is just a little I guess. But, hey, sure I'll just spill the whole sob story about the poor little orphan boy shuffled from family to increasingly unfit family! That'll be the best story time ever.

Honestly. What does she want from me? Maybe if I just tell her complicated, she'll get pissed off and forget about it a-

Again. I did it again. Grrrreat.
secondhandwebs: (Oh come now)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
This is the best superpower ever. I'd trade...not the wall-climbing or Spider-sense, but maybe the spider-tracers for it.

You honestly don't see how your terrible family life translates into even more reason why you should spill the beans? Are you that dense?

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Well, while you're disposing of powers, maybe you should give me something. Like, I don't know, the stingers. I have a right to them, they're my father's invention, and I'd use them better.

Not... that I'm jealous or anything.

And I'm not being dense, I'm being realistic. You get burned enough times, you learn, and I've gotten the "we'll be a 'happy' family" lie before. You should try talking to Kaine about that sometime.
secondhandwebs: (pouting spider-goblin)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
You are ridiculous. You can't purposefully exclude yourself then complain about not getting the benefits. And if you compare my mom to Kaine again you're going to be in real trouble.

I apparently have a clone/clonie venom hybrid living in my house, being family. Like you'd be the worst case in that house, drama devil.

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, excuse me for having ridiculous thoughts. If you didn't want to hear it, you shouldn't have turned the inner monologue on! And I wasn't saying your mom was like Kaine, just that I've been down this road before and it never ends well. Okay? Besides, your dad's a million times more like Kaine.

Like I want to live with a psycho girl who tried to murder me?
secondhandwebs: (Hoo boy)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's not fault your inner monologues are illogical and emo. Do you have any idea how much Dad goes on about Ben? No, because you're too busy assuming everything would be terrible to come find out.

And yes. You totally do. I call upon the dark powers of monologue to prove it.

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
All right. Maybe I'm concerned about April. ...very concerned, I mean, "not" choosing working with Fury? Attacking May? That's just idiotic. I get it, though. Feeling like you don't belong, like you couldn't possibly be accepted, because of who you and what you are? Yeah, I get that. Kid needs someone to help her deal with that before she becomes dangerous.

But I like living by myself! Don't get me wrong, it'd be nice to have a family - although at this point I'd rather have a mental filter - but I need my space.

And-- hey! Stop making me do that, May!
secondhandwebs: (Point!)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Never! I will keep this power forever and be spared days worth of headaches because of it. You realize you've spoken more about yourself in the past five minutes than in the past year?

You don't have to move in. You're all grown up, I get it. But, come on, at least stop by for Christmas already. And offer April all the psychological help you can find.

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yet, it somehow never struck you that was weird. Wouldn't a normal person be a little suspicious or at least curious about a stranger who knew everything about her life yet shared nothing of his?

Older, ha. Well. Sort of. I guess. Not like I could go back to being a teenager, much less want to-- um.

All right. Fine. I can do Christmas. And if I ever get home again, I'll talk to April. I was going to do that anyway.
secondhandwebs: (This makes sense in context)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
You've met me right? My family? I'm didn't know my dad was Spider-Man until I was suddenly Spider-Girl. Not knowing what the heck is going on while everyone else does is the norm.

My spider-sense tells me there's a monologue coming on with that 'um.'

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
How can that not annoy you? If I were in your shoes, I'd never let Parker off for that.

That 'um'? What? Oh. Um. I'm fifteen, sixteen. Ish.

Chronologically, anyway! Probably. The transformation kind of messed things up, it makes me look older and besides, I've been living like an adult long before this so, speaking of that, um you should probably know I'm also Normie's lawyer and oh god stop me.
secondhandwebs: (Hold up now)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. I like watching you dig this hole. Really, it's hilarious from this end.

Wait. You seriously don't know how old you are? Like, actual age, not how you look because of messed up magic that makes you bleed fire.

[identity profile] bedeviledspider.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Never would have pegged you for a fan of schadenfreude.

Uh. Little bit of both? I was thirteen when I was changed. Pretty sure of that. But it's not like birthday celebrations were exactly, uh, regular... so. Hard to say for certain.
secondhandwebs: (pouting spider-goblin)

[personal profile] secondhandwebs 2010-07-27 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Karma. It's not like you're in actual danger, here. I think I've earned a little discomfort on your end after all this time.

[...but Reilly is killing her on the inside.]

You're my age. You're-

Ugh. Your big dramatic 'keeping this a secret to spare you' thing is getting more enraging by the moment, you know that, right?