dude you guys it's the first meme I ever did

[so-saturnalian.livejournal.com]

THE C&C FAMILY TREE

1. POST AS CHARACTER
2. OTHERS RESPOND WITH WHAT POSITION THEY ARE IN THE FAMILY SUCH AS "CREEPY UNCLE" OR "SISTER WHO ALWAYS GETS WASTED AND PASSES OUT AT HOLIDAYS" ETC.
3. BITCH ABOUT KIRSTEN'S LACK OF HTML SKILL, THE REDUX

Comments

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Not late this time!

EDIT: First, even!

[4queen-ncountry.livejournal.com]

The baby cousin who always asks awesome questions when they sneak into ~adult conversations~ and the cooler older cousin is secretly proud of

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

Second!

[shiromadoushi]

The cousin whom no one hears much from since he joined the army and always keeps to himself at the reunions, or just hangs out with that other boy he always brings with him everywhere.

[spiritgun]

I WAS ALMOST FIRST.

[so-saturnalian.livejournal.com]

That punk cousin that never fails to punch some other mouthy cousin in the eye when he gets dragged to family reunions.

[cantwatchthis.livejournal.com]

GODDAMNIT SOMEDAYYYY.

[so-saturnalian.livejournal.com]

I can never be first on my own memes, it is law

[newbvampire]

The distant cousin three times removed, who the family takes bets on how long it will be before he ends up in prison again.

[hissing-lisp.livejournal.com]

That Family Circus picture scares me so much. ;A;

[so-saturnalian.livejournal.com]

The ~bad~ child that dropped out like forever and a half ago and got kicked out of the house. Bums around grandma's house and rolls with the local gang of his choice.

[newbvampire]

Oh god that is terrifying! Thanks Kirsten, now I'm going to have nightmares about mommy Cthulu eating me.

[so-saturnalian.livejournal.com]

sldakfj I knowwwww but the coding for this is absolutely hideous and I can't even find the image url anymore orz

ALSO the nice sister who moved away forever ago and you can't really remember much about her other than the fact that she's a cop. Then she randomly shows up to get back in touch and stands awkwardly in the corner the entire time, until all the little kids start asking tons of questions about WOW HAVE YOU EVER SHOT ANYBODY IN THE FACE.

Then the drunk neighbor wanders over cussing everybody out and she pulls a badass cop takedown move.

[protectorprime.livejournal.com]

[hissing-lisp.livejournal.com]

The police officer father that all the children are intimidated by and can never feel they live up to his expectations ;__;

Alternatively, he could be the family van.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

[hackeralastair]

That uncle who obviously rakes it in as a lawyer look at that car but the in-laws whisper behind his back that he can't meet a nice girl and settle down because of the premature gray. Really he should just dye it.

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[satisfiedsigner]

Hmmm.

[donttasemebro]

Troubled foster kid who's a good guy at heart but but only the people he's closest to really believe it, and everyone's always a little on edge wondering if/when he's going to get himself into deep shit yet again like he did when he was younger.

[midnite-md.livejournal.com]

This should be interesting.

[yippiekiyay.livejournal.com]

I know me and Maz are the mom and dad of the police force already...

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

Er.

[boosterbutt.livejournal.com]

the big brother who will beat you up if you're looking at his sisters/brothers the wrong way

[pacifister]

Not first.

[natureinblood]

[shiromadoushi]

The mysterious world traveler uncle who used to teach at the university but kept talking longer sabbaticals so they aren't sure if he's still teaching or found a cache of gold somewhere he's now living off of.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

No one sits in daddy's chair.

[so-saturnalian.livejournal.com]

That one guy that you're not quite positive if he's even related to you, did he wander in through the back door and just start eating the scones or what?

[namesnotalice.livejournal.com]

Derp.

[radiantly]

Wee!

[superspeeds]

The awesome young aunt whose sanity is always questioned? I mean, she's so nice and polite, how did she ever end up with him?

But she always brings over the most awesome board games to family reunions, so. The family tries not to judge too hard.

[mocks]

Hooray!

[boosterbutt.livejournal.com]

the cool aunt who lets the kids take huge sips from her liquor and take rides on her harley

[guardiandevil]

Best day ever?

[boosterbutt.livejournal.com]

my boyfriend

[messiah-maybe.livejournal.com]

He brings Jin to all the family reunions. IT'S UNCLE TAKAYA'S "BEST FRIEND".

May/may not be leading a cult in his free time.

[superspeeds]

The creepy older brother who dropped out of college and hangs around with the hippies in the the hippie dippie part of town. Everyone thinks he's on drugs of some kind, but they don't really want to say anything.

[grindcore.livejournal.com]

LOL I LOVE HOW I MADE THAT PICTURE THE STAPLE FOR THIS MEME

also pretend Ghost is commenting here

[boosterbutt.livejournal.com]

the old, creepier-than-everyone-else brother-in-law who comes in smelling like a dump truck at three in the morning asking for a place to stay for the weekend

[donttasemebro]

Oh Jesus what is that header picture.

[hackeralastair]

Jock older brother who spends way too much time out in the garage tinkering with his motorcycle.

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

derpaderp