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Batfamily Tea Party with the people in ~~Gotham~~ The City.

so, uh. Terry, Cass, Babs, Charlie, Dick, Damien, Stephanie!

Man, that's kind of a lot bigger than it was when I thought of it.

Edited: For fail.

Edited 2010-09-17 18:59 (UTC)

You left out Carrie and Tim. And. Yeah, I think that's all.

No wait Jason too.

Cripes.

Okay, so it's more of a Tea Extravaganza than a party, apparently...

Also. Wait, Bruce isn't on your list.

HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO LEAVE BRUCE OUT.

It's...uh...Old Bruce! So...I...contracted Alzheimer from him and forgot!

Selina is sometimes Batfamily!

Oh, and Huntress!

So, Terry, Cass, Dick, Charlie, Babs, Stephanie, Damian, Carrie, Tim, Jason, Bruce, Selina and Helena.

...Erp.

I'm not sure why, but I pictured the Batfam having a tea party in Victorian dress. Clearly the drawing should include this as well.

I have this most depressing idea of Saitou!wolf sitting beside Elisa grave like that one forever-waiting dog from Futurama.

YEP DEPRESSING.

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Edited 2010-09-17 19:27 (UTC)

oh my god why would you ever i'M DEPRESSED ENOUGH AS IT IS /sob

I was going to try and balance it out with the happy music of Leila and her parents...but there aren't any videos of it.

they make it better! For Seymour! That's the only reason I can even watch that episode at all now.

Starman eating a sloppy joe.

Even though it's Friday.

tim hunter in one of those hideous viking helmets and drinking a ginger ale unhappily

otters.

UHHHHHHH
any 30+, sorta manly/hairy dude in a bunnygirl costume
+infinite points if it is john constantine or old!bruce

COPCAST GROUP SHOT!

With Elisa.

Alternatively, Villain group shot!

Catwoman Beyond!

IDK what that would look like other than the design in Kingdom Come. I'm just being difficult.

al;skdf okay do you mean Selina or do you mean that hideous thing that showed up in the new miniseries?

Well okay she herself wasn't so hideous but TERRY

TERRY WHY SO OOC

WRITERS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING

There was something in the new miniseries?

I was more thinking "Make up what you think the Catwoman of the future should look like!"

Oh, I forgot Catwoman from the year 1,000,000 who had cables for hair and was a cyborg I think.

Yes there is.

Have I mentioned that Terry's interactions with her are incredibly ooc? :|

Wow, yeah. He's snarky at times but he sounds more like Spider-Man goofball there.

It only gets worse from there. This is their interaction:

Terry: Hi there. Couldn't make it by today during business hours? *kicked* *Whoof!* Hey, you're fast!

Cat: Fast, reliable, and I don't get stopped by slapheads like you. When someone hires Catwoman, they hire the best.

T: Catwoman? Seriously? This is great! I've wanted a Catwoman my whole career!

C: Trust me, kid... I'm way too much for you to handle.

T: But Catwoman and Batman are supposed to be a thing! It's an unwritten law! A tradition!

C: Well, I ain't into the law... and I ain't your grandma's Catwoman.

T: I don't know... We've got a good start on the whole "banter" thing... and it seems to me there used to be some kinda feline term for an older woman with a quickpulse for younger men...

C: Look, I'm sure you're a cute kid... even if you are completely annoying... but the only thing I'm in the market for is a payday.

T: Wait, you're not into Batman? Not even a little? Then why even call yourself Catwoman? I mean, your costume doesn't scream "cat," and aside from being a cat burglar, I can't think of any cat related reason for your-- whoops! You're fast!

C: Why I go by Catwoman is for me to know and you to grow old and frustrated trying to figure out!

T: I can live without knowing, I guess, but the fact is... this is a bad time to have the name of a Batman enemy... so it's definitely in your best interests if I bring you in!

C: I think I'll decide what's in my best interests, Junior... But I promise you, I definitely appreciate the concern. /FLINGS

T: *GUHH!* Lady, you don't want to burn the guy carrying you, especially if you can't fly. Now I've gotta-- huh?!

Whereupon she is gone.

I KINDA WANTED TO PUNCH SOME WRITERS FOR THAT NGL.

The writing is pretty lame all around, yeah.

Or option C, that being a new Catwoman who is not Selina but is also not from the mini?

Yeah that!

A terminator wearing a fez and riding a pony.

My ass.

Wait, Bond's or Spaz's?

... Both.

A SLOTH

AND/OR CHARACTERS YOU LOVE AS SLOTHS

CHARACTER OF YOUR CHOICE IN A BEE SUIT

alternatively, princess batman beyond