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[battothefuture]

HEY CNC I FEEL LIKE DRAWING AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DRAW.

GIVE ME THINGS TO DRAW.

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[meowminx.livejournal.com]

Wow, yeah. He's snarky at times but he sounds more like Spider-Man goofball there.

[battothefuture]

It only gets worse from there. This is their interaction:

Terry: Hi there. Couldn't make it by today during business hours? *kicked* *Whoof!* Hey, you're fast!

Cat: Fast, reliable, and I don't get stopped by slapheads like you. When someone hires Catwoman, they hire the best.

T: Catwoman? Seriously? This is great! I've wanted a Catwoman my whole career!

C: Trust me, kid... I'm way too much for you to handle.

T: But Catwoman and Batman are supposed to be a thing! It's an unwritten law! A tradition!

C: Well, I ain't into the law... and I ain't your grandma's Catwoman.

T: I don't know... We've got a good start on the whole "banter" thing... and it seems to me there used to be some kinda feline term for an older woman with a quickpulse for younger men...

C: Look, I'm sure you're a cute kid... even if you are completely annoying... but the only thing I'm in the market for is a payday.

T: Wait, you're not into Batman? Not even a little? Then why even call yourself Catwoman? I mean, your costume doesn't scream "cat," and aside from being a cat burglar, I can't think of any cat related reason for your-- whoops! You're fast!

C: Why I go by Catwoman is for me to know and you to grow old and frustrated trying to figure out!

T: I can live without knowing, I guess, but the fact is... this is a bad time to have the name of a Batman enemy... so it's definitely in your best interests if I bring you in!

C: I think I'll decide what's in my best interests, Junior... But I promise you, I definitely appreciate the concern. /FLINGS

T: *GUHH!* Lady, you don't want to burn the guy carrying you, especially if you can't fly. Now I've gotta-- huh?!

Whereupon she is gone.

I KINDA WANTED TO PUNCH SOME WRITERS FOR THAT NGL.

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

The writing is pretty lame all around, yeah.