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[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

STRESS RELIEF MEME DA RULES 1. POST AS YOUR CHARACTERS 2. THEY SCREAM, SWEAR, AND OTHERWISE LET OFF STEAM ABOUT WHAT'S PISSING THEM OFF LATELY 3. OTHER CHARACTERS RESPOND IN KIND

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[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

SLADE IS SUCH A DOUCHEWIPE hmm actually I guess that insult is kind of sexist. Let me try that again. SLADE IS SUCH A SHITLICKING DOG BALL GOBBLING FLAMBOYANT SON OF A BAD BOWIE IMPERSONATOR AND A CATHETER. Seriously he's kind of pretentious and snotty. He probably won't gas you since you're working for him, but you never know. He is so kneejerk over-the-top about shit, it's not even funny. OH YOU KILLED ONE OF MY NPC MEN, BOO FUCKING HOO, GUESS I'LL ABDUCT YOU AND TRY TO TORTURE YOU. Also, he still uses chloroform. What the fuck. What is he, a 70s child molester?

God. I hate you, too. But I'd still have a beer with you.





Also what the fuck is that icon.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Chloroform is hilarious. I got chloroformed a couple of times, actually. The first time I actually volunteered to try it, so. Yeah. But I'm used to random torture, I'm an expert at it myself, SO HE'S GODDAMN WELCOME TO TRY

Thanks, man. I'd take you up on the offer, but you'll probably try to kill me.


It's me biting a motherfucker's face and eyes out. I'm a violent badass.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

............ GOD WHY DO YOU AND DANNY HAVE HORRIBLE TORTURE ICONS WITH THE EYES FORCED OPEN

Well? So what? You were all like "you're not better than Batman" and I'm not denying it. Hmm, still have to arrange for you to meet Cass, though.


I don't like to taste my enemies.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

YOU LOVE IT

I'm sure it'd be an interesting fight, actually. I'd be up for it. But I don't know who Cass is. Should I be scared?

Oh, neither do I. But the actual tearing is oh-so-satisfying.