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[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

STRESS RELIEF MEME DA RULES 1. POST AS YOUR CHARACTERS 2. THEY SCREAM, SWEAR, AND OTHERWISE LET OFF STEAM ABOUT WHAT'S PISSING THEM OFF LATELY 3. OTHER CHARACTERS RESPOND IN KIND

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[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

FUCKING GODDAMNIT BACK OFF DANNY I'M NOT YOUR KID

DAMNIT TIM I DIDN'T TELL DANNY THAT DICK SKEWERED ME FOR A REASON, THAT REASON IS SO DANNY DOESN'T TRY TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE BUT... HMM... WAIT A SECOND............... OK HERE WE GO:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PUSHED ME OFF A FUCKING BUILDING, DICK. I HATE YOU WHEN YOU'RE BRAINWASHED. YOU'RE THE WORST BRAINWASHED OLDER BROTHER EVER. YOU ALSO CUT ME ACROSS MY RIBS.... AND OKAY I SHOT YOU IN THE ARM, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW IT WAS YOU. FUCK YOU.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

BATMAN'S ALWAYS LOOKED PRETTY FUCKED UP AND CRAZY TO ME NO LIE AND I KIND OF WONDER WHY NOBODY STEPPED IN AND SAID 'YOU ARE MAKING SOME HORRIBLE DECISIONS REGARDING THE IDEA OF A LEGACY'

IN FACT THE GENERAL CHILD ENDANGERMENT IN ALL SUPERHERO UNIVERSES PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF

AND ALL THE GODDAMN TIME COMPRESSION

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

Why. Why does everyone keep telling me I'm their only hope and then running away.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

RULES OF SPACE OPERA

....I think I love this meme

[hackeralastair]

FUCK YOU, MAJOR! FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU FUCKED LAST NIGHT! YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME INSTEAD! I've spent years trying to get over my past and you completely wrecked every ounce of progress I've made since then!

And Kaiba, you can go to hell if you're going to hold ANY of that over my head! I AM DONE FUCKING TRYING TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU!

AND CAN EVERYONE FUCKING WITH BAKURA JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE FOR A WEEK? I'M TIRED OF HIM RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME EVERY TIME BAD SHIT GOES DOWN!

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

I second that last statement.

GHOST: OLDSCHOOL NERD FOREVER

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

god dammit comp.* put a ban on anyone under age 16 i swear to god if i see more netspeak and MIME encoding plaguing this community i will unleash the next superpowered worm i create unto everything attached to the server

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST NOBODY CARES ABOUT MYSPACE ANYMORE?

JESUS GOD FUCK A MYSPACE

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

CRANE YOU MAY BE DOING SOMETHING POSSIBLY OKAY FOR ONCE BUT YOU ARE NOTORIOUS FOR FUCKING SHIT UP SO I'LL BE WATCHING YOU

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ROBINS HERE IT'S LIKE THEY'RE SPREADING LIKE AN INFECTION THIS IS RIDICULOUS GET OUT YOU LITTLE PESTS (EXCEPT THAT HOOD GUY HE SEEMS SOMEWHAT COMPETENT BUT HE'S THE ONLY EXCEPTION OKAY)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SELINA LIKED THAT BOND ASSHOLE, I WANT TO SMASH HIS ATTRACTIVE FACE INTO CONCRETE

DEATHSTROKE I MEAN SLADE IS PROBABLY GOING TO MANIPULATE ME IF HE ALREADY HASN'T BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

[formidophobia.livejournal.com]

You can watch until your eyes fall out of your head.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

THE RADIO HAS TURNED INTO ABSOLUTE FUCKING GARBAGE

I WANT TO LEARN MAGIC FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF STRANDING KATY PERRY AND KESHA ONTO A MOUNTAIN LIKE A SOCCER TEAM

I AM WITHOUT MY CHAOS ENABLING FRIENDS AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'VE GOT A BUILDING CURRENT OF LIGHTNING IN MY CUNT THAT'S GOING NOWHERE WHICH IS HAVING YOUR PERIOD IN ALL YOUR ORIFICES

I WANT TO GO DOOR TO DOOR AND GET INTO A FISTFIGHT WITH AMERICA'S IDIOTS

EVERY TIME I HEAR SOMEONE CALL SOMEONE A 'COMMUNIST NAZI' I WANT TO EXPOUND AT LENGTH ON HOW MISINFORMED THEY ARE ON POLITICS, HISTORY, AND PHILOSOPHICAL IDENTITY

VIA THE MEDIUM OF AN AIR CONDITIONER TO THEIR JUNK

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

Lambic. We should get a case.

[notadartboard]

*DEEP BREATH*

CAN THE DAMN PORTER STOP TAKING AWAY EVERY LAST DAMN FRIEND, POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND, COWORKER, AND DECENT PERSON IN THIS SHITTY-ASS CITY?!

ALSO CAN YOU LADIES MAYBE STOP ARRIVING IN THE CITY ALREADY WITH BOYFRIENDS SO A SINGLE MAN CAN HAVE A DAMN CHANCE AT GETTING LAID FOR ONCE?

[formidophobia.livejournal.com]

You know you can pay for it, if you really need it.

CLEANEST RANT EVER

[fromyourbones.livejournal.com]

I am so... so tired of the people I care about leaving. What does it accomplish? Everything that we were told about being heroes when we came here, when we were taken here--does this not go against the Porter's rules? Is this just part of her game with us, to make us believe this place is somewhere we can build a life and then take our teammates and friends away? It was terrible when Jay and Santo--when they--[uh ;A;]--but this is no better. The Institute now... when school hours are over, it is so quiet. I cannot stand it.

And I hate that I am still here, and there is nothing I can do to stop what is happening. They will remember nothing, but the people who are left... we carry it all with us. I wish I had gone with them.

I never had a chance to say goodbye.

...you know I think these two need to be buddies

[pas-de-ducks.livejournal.com]

So that's why your eyes always seem so sad.

I'm sorry.

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Why do I even bother making friends? I mean, not that I have any need for friends in the first place but...

All they do is just up and leave and I AM SO SICK OF IT MY GAWD. CAN'T ONE THING GO RIGHT FOR ME?

C'MON.

Oh. And...and, I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING AND BEING BORED. EITHER SOMETHING FOR ME TO DO SHOWS UP NOW OR I'M GOING TO GET REAAAAAAAALLY STIR CRAZY.

[notadartboard]

I'm with you on all of that.

[pas-de-ducks.livejournal.com]

I just want Fakir and Mytho and Rue to be happy.

[easyopentabs.livejournal.com]

Everyone just needs to stop saying I make a good Dracula!

I KNOW I LOOK THE PART. I KNOW I AM APPARENTLY GOOD AT PLAYING A BLOOD-DRINKING DEMON.

[breathes]

Must everyone make a mention of in every single rehearsal? I'm sick of it!

[pas-de-ducks.livejournal.com]

I just think you're really good at the dancing and the acting... I'm sorry if I made you mad. ._.

[out_of_time]

THAT IS IT.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING TERRORISTS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CITY.

I swear to god I am going to hunt down every single one of them, starting with the people responsible for Elisa, and Yusuke, and Aaron, and Seras. Every damn one.

AND I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANY CRAP FROM ANYONE ABOUT RESTRAINT OR CIVIL LIBERTIES OR ANYTHING THAT ISN'T HELPING ME. I am sick and tired of watching people die because we always react to threats instead of preventing them. No more.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

METHODS LIKE YOURS CREATE A RECURSIVE PROBLEM AND IS FUCKING RETARDED FOR ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY

[formidophobia.livejournal.com]

If these peons want criminal activity, by god they'll get criminal activity. I'll make sure none of their precious violent criminals are injured, I'll just feargas old ladies and infants instead.

I need to know what teenagers enjoy doing, and I'll remove the eyes and tongue of the first person who asks why. Stop prying, you little mongrels.

I would stake a very high probability on the notion that Bond has chlamydia and/or gonorrhea. I wish him well with Selina.

I hate small obnoxious hero children.

Where in the name of Christ is the Batman.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I hated psychiatrists.

Fuck you.

[deathdeals.livejournal.com]

I woke up with bruises covering my body and half of my hair shorn from my head. And I remember nothing. I have been lenient about killing since I arrived. If I find out who was responsible for the mass hysteria, I will not kill them, but they will beg for a swift death.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE ONE INCREDIBLY SHITTY MOM TO YOUR KID

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

[pas-de-ducks.livejournal.com]

I still like you.

[frobocop.livejournal.com]

GETTING POSSIBLY REAPPED JUST BECAUSE MISTY KNIGHT IS GOING TO BE A COP TOO IS THE SHITTIEST REASON I HAVE EVER HEARD.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

ALSO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE PUT UP WITH EVERYONE SHIPPING US AGAIN

[hello-wally.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeve-ahhh.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

...

Ugh.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

FUCK CONNOR MACMANUS AND FUCK HIS CHICKENS AND FUCK STAYING IN-CHARACTER TOO FOR THAT MATTER

[sanctusveritas.livejournal.com]

THEY WEREN'T MY FUCKING CHICKENS, OKAY?

ALSO, YOUR BREASTS ARE MAGNIFICENT.

[herecomestheme.livejournal.com]

[B|]

In with Lyra TL;DRs

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

I hate the Major, and I wish that someone would make him sorry. Not so he can make amends, but so he can spend the rest of his life in a hell of his own making, people can torture themselves better than anyone else ever could if they put their mind to it. But what I want most of all? Would be if he was killed and stayed dead, and the 'porter never brought him back, or any other different version of him. Doesn't matter if he was killed painlessly, or mercilessly, or if he went to Valhalla or wherever after he died. As long as his ghost doesn't end up in a position to affect the realm of the living. Just as long as no one has to deal with him.

I'm also sick of losing people I care about. I know it's part of life, I know a part of them will always be with me, but I still fucking hate it.

The next time someone messes with someone I care about- hurts them, brainwashes them, messes with their head or uses me as a tool to do it? I want to try and see how much I can make someone suffer without physically torturing them, or hurting people they care about.

And after what happened to Bobbi... I'm starting to wonder if being an illusionist is a good thing or not. If the amount of good I can potentially do with it is less than the bad that I could do with it, and if people knew I could control their senses, that even if I didn't- even if I swore I didn't, and kept my word, that I'd still have a much harder time making friends and being close to people. I know Pan hates it when I think like that- it doesn't help and sitting around sulking about what I can't change is stupid because there's still some good I can do with it. And it's not something I think about constantly but it's still at the edges of my mind sometimes and I hate myself for thinking it.

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Should be obvious, but I've really goddamned sick of this City and am this close to packing up and going to California.

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

It's a damn shame California's still a piece of shit. I would've been long gone by now if it wasn't.

But if you're gonna be there...

THIS IS ALL THE ANGER SHE CAN MUSTER, REALLY

[brevipennate.livejournal.com]

[spadassin.livejournal.com]

[Just punches a tree in half.]

[chrysophilist.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE VILG IS A THIEF SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN SHE ISN'T THIEVING, HUH? BUILD THINGS, OH SURE, BUT THAT ONLY TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME. I DON'T LIKE HAVING TONS OF FREE TIME. I CAN'T EVEN NAP ANYMORE BECAUSE--BECAUSE IT'S BORING AND PAEHK RANA FEDRUID YHOUHA AMCA EC ZICD HUD VYEN YHT E RYDA ED CUSADESAC.

AND I THINK I'M GETTING FAT.