http://grenadeball.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-10-04 08:00 pm

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STRESS RELIEF MEME



DA RULES
1. POST AS YOUR CHARACTERS
2. THEY SCREAM, SWEAR, AND OTHERWISE LET OFF STEAM ABOUT WHAT'S PISSING THEM OFF LATELY
3. OTHER CHARACTERS RESPOND IN KIND
notadartboard: (unimpressed)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2010-10-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
At least I'm not a disease-ridden, misogynistic louse.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
It might almost be the better option to go for, rather than infinite virginity.
notadartboard: (that's right this muthafucka right here)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2010-10-05 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oi...I am NOT A VIRGIN.

And if we want to be specific, I'm looking for a steady girlfriend, not a one-night stand!

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
No sensible woman would go for you. You'd probably have better luck look for a male partner. I hear Snap Daniels is in the market.
notadartboard: (Default)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2010-10-05 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Those sound like the bitter words of a man who's afraid I'm going to come along and steal all of his women simply by being sweet to them.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, please. 'Steal' all the women you can manage- which won't be many- I don't feel threatened, my boy. Women don't care about 'sweet'. Not beyond being mildly charmed by it. They need a mature man who knows the ways of the world.
notadartboard: (I have no time for you)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2010-10-05 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Save your breath, I don't give a shit. Your rhetoric stinks of trying too hard to make yourself look better than what you are - a two-bit slut who'll stick it in anything wearing a dress. I know an island you'd love, if you don't mind your "ladies" having a little five o'clock shadow.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Fantastic to know you're quite so judgemental on a man you know nothing about.