http://grenadeball.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-10-04 08:00 pm

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STRESS RELIEF MEME



DA RULES
1. POST AS YOUR CHARACTERS
2. THEY SCREAM, SWEAR, AND OTHERWISE LET OFF STEAM ABOUT WHAT'S PISSING THEM OFF LATELY
3. OTHER CHARACTERS RESPOND IN KIND

[identity profile] batmantled.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
OH YEAH, YOU MEAN THE CHICK THAT SHOT BLOCKBUSTER AND THEN RAPED HIM ON THE ROOF LIKE RIGHT ON TOP OF THE CORPSE WHILE HE WAS PRETTY MUCH CATATONIC? CAUSE YEAH THIS IS TOTALLY ALMOST THAT BAD, REALLY.

PFFFFFFT CRY MOAR JASON AT LEAST YOU AND YOUR LAME ASS BOYFRIEND STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO WORK IT OUT. BRUCE IS TOTALLY DEAD AND EVERY MISERABLE DAY DICK SPENDS HERE AND NOT IN GOTHAM IS A DAY THAT HE IS FAILING BRUCE. SO EXCUSE HIM IF MAYBE HE'S ENJOYING HAVING A SURROGATE DADDY AROUND WITH BIG ROUGH HANDS TELLING HIM TO DO SHIT MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH OKAY?

AND DICK CARES ABOUT EVERYBODY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD yes, even you Jason. And whatever you've ever done you did not deserve to be skewered, humiliated, and emasculated in front of hundreds of people by your kinda brother. ;_;

IT WAS TOTALLY SEXY. THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME.

[identity profile] deadredbird.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
WELL YOU KNOW DICK IF YOU WOULD TALK TO BABS SHE WOULD EXPLAIN THAT YOU'RE NOT MISSING ANY TIME FROM GOTHAM AND ALSO THAT BRUCE ISN'T DEAD AND STOP THAT SHIT ADJKHFDKJAHFJK YOU ARE DISTURBING JASON BUT JASON DOES NOT. "GODDAMNIT DICK" HE SAYS "THAT'S TMI. NOW EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO STALK MY NOT-BOYFRIEND AND BROOD BECAUSE HIS EX-FIANCEE IS HERE.".

AHEM ANYWAY I SHOULD REALLY LOG INTO BABS BUT FUCK IT: Dick stop being retarded and come here and I will hug you. :( And pet your perfect abs.

I VOTE WE DO A SEXY ALTERNATE VERSION OF THE FIGHT >_> ALTHOUGH I SHOULD. REALLY TAG THE ACTUAL FIGHT FIRST... AFTER I FIGURE OUT WHETHER JASON'S ARM WOULD POP OUT OF ITS SOCKET OR NOT

[identity profile] batmantled.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ajflsls really we should do something with them once this one is fixed. DICK WANTS TO TALK TO YOU BABS, HE DOES. HE JUST... WAS AN IDIOT AND KIND OF RAN AWAY LAST TIME. :( BUT HE'S REALLY SORRY AND HE NEEDS HUGS AND ABS PETTING SO BAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

ALSO I VOTE THAT THIS MUST HAPPEN. AND JASON'S ARM CAN TOTALLY POP OUT OF IT'S SOCKET. And feel free to harass me if you need help plotting/handwaving/ajfs whatever. I also think Slade wants to pop in to supervise the skewering at the very end.