Who is even here?

[battothefuture]

So I figured that it's Christmas Eve Night, and what better way to celebrate then with a festive meme that's vaguely theme-related?



the KNIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS meme

Your character is now the star of a romance novel.

Post with your characters.

Other people choose their costars. This can be anon if you prefer.

Post against these people.

All prose must be as purple as it is possible to be.

All settings are a sultry jungle or a castle 300 years ago etc etc etc. Bonus points for holiday theme.

Everything is as hideous as possible

When in doubt make it purpler

Think of the face-sucking/wedding/etc memes only 9000% more purple. Romance novel, people. Think romance novel. Her ebony locks and gently shimmering eyes the exact color of the Mediterranean sea on a cloudless summer's day sparkled, etc.

Comments

[battothefuture]

Okay let's start this

[ridethetiger]

this is gonna be so hideous 8D

[pinkdoombubble.livejournal.com]

oh dear

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

It's Christmas day here. Hohoho. omgsobored

[badumtish.livejournal.com]

roflflkaj;

[mrbleedsalot.livejournal.com]

ajkljdfiojalkb

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

combo????

[battothefuture]

It's dead tonight.

Everyone is off with family or something idk.

[latrodectus]

Oh geez, but her life is this already.

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

don't crush my combo dreams man :(

[deadthenred]

Also yeah, my family is doing everything Christmas day this year, so I be chillin'.

Bonus icon from Christmas issue.

Bucky has a great Christmas issue...

[battothefuture]

/CRUSHES RUTHLESSLY

[battothefuture]

Bond

[donttasemebro]

Oh my dear sweet lord you actually posted it

[latrodectus]

Hmmm.

[donttasemebro]

Babs :|d

[viced]

Oh my god romance novels are my guilty pleasure...

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Hmm?

[latrodectus]

I'm trying to come up with a terrible romance plot point to start up with.

Then I can use this icon.

[batghoul.livejournal.com]

Cass trying to do purple prose is sure to be a good time

[skort]

this is the best thing ever omfg

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

/has like, never read anything romance. so is clueless. omg.

[godofnicehair.livejournal.com]

No people just means the meme is smaller, and as everyone knows, small things are cute.

[donttasemebro]

REILLY NATCH if he pops up.

Otherwise uhhhhh

Supergirl why the hell not

[flowersnotboys.livejournal.com]

I have the perfect muses for this meme.