Who is even here?

[battothefuture]

So I figured that it's Christmas Eve Night, and what better way to celebrate then with a festive meme that's vaguely theme-related?



the KNIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS meme

Your character is now the star of a romance novel.

Post with your characters.

Other people choose their costars. This can be anon if you prefer.

Post against these people.

All prose must be as purple as it is possible to be.

All settings are a sultry jungle or a castle 300 years ago etc etc etc. Bonus points for holiday theme.

Everything is as hideous as possible

When in doubt make it purpler

Think of the face-sucking/wedding/etc memes only 9000% more purple. Romance novel, people. Think romance novel. Her ebony locks and gently shimmering eyes the exact color of the Mediterranean sea on a cloudless summer's day sparkled, etc.

Comments

[battothefuture]

Okay let's start this

[donttasemebro]

Babs :|d

[ridethetiger]

this is gonna be so hideous 8D

[pinkdoombubble.livejournal.com]

oh dear

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

It's Christmas day here. Hohoho. omgsobored

[latrodectus]

Hmmm.

[badumtish.livejournal.com]

roflflkaj;

[mrbleedsalot.livejournal.com]

ajkljdfiojalkb

HEY GREER YOU LIKE PURPLE PROSE??

[viced]

Looking upon his seafoam green hair, he was reminded of an emerald upon a bed of sand, the grit of real life outshone by the object of his affection. Even with the torrents of the cold rainy day made his hair flatten to his head, he still thought the man was a vision of beauty.

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

combo????

[battothefuture]

It's dead tonight.

Everyone is off with family or something idk.

[latrodectus]

Oh geez, but her life is this already.

[battothefuture]

Bond

[deadthenred]

Also yeah, my family is doing everything Christmas day this year, so I be chillin'.

Bonus icon from Christmas issue.

Bucky has a great Christmas issue...

[superspeeds]

Bucky does have a fantabulous Christmas issue.

It is so fantabulous that he ends up spending it with Namor. (Sucks to be him.)

Anyway uhh... Supergirl.

[donttasemebro]

Oh my dear sweet lord you actually posted it

[viced]

Oh my god romance novels are my guilty pleasure...

[likeahousecat.livejournal.com]

Zorooo

[batghoul.livejournal.com]

Cass trying to do purple prose is sure to be a good time

[donttasemebro]

REILLY NATCH if he pops up.

Otherwise uhhhhh

Supergirl why the hell not

[skort]

this is the best thing ever omfg

[battothefuture]

[the setup]

The young man stood in the shadows of the castle, as though a being of shadow himself. He was tall and proud, a knight whose golden skin was accented by locks of jet black hair and eyes the same color as that which the first spring rains created, when they fell upon the bare stone of the mighty mountain's peaks. It was an apt metaphor, for until recently, his life had been in winter, and she had brought the spring. The snow that was falling softly outside, occasionally illuminated in bursts by the flickering candlelight, seemed only to serve to accent the warmth that she had brought with her, from the day that she had first appeared, and illuminated radiance with her kindness and her wit, like the sun.

He was here tonight, a dark knight errant, as he should not be, but this night of all nights he could not bring himself to stay away. Not when it was Christmas, and he had already long since given her the gift of his heart.

[godofnicehair.livejournal.com]

No people just means the meme is smaller, and as everyone knows, small things are cute.

[recurve]

With Pietro, in some kinda 'Brigadoon-y' village.

[flowersnotboys.livejournal.com]

I have the perfect muses for this meme.

... I kind of wanted to choke myself while typing this.

[sorcerersupreme]

It was near midnight when the sorcerer saw her delicate form, shimmering in the moonlight. Her hair was like the fires of Mephisto's realm, but her skin was an equally, if oppositely unearthly shade of emerald. In short, she was a creature unlike any Strange had ever previously encountered. The lush velvet and taffeta of the Cloak of Levitation whipped and danced in the wind as he floated away from the ancient castles' battlements and down to where she stood, a vision of loveliness against the otherwise barren field.

"Is it not a cold evening for a stroll, my dear?" The turquoise covered tips of his toes touched down on the cold, damp grass as the cloak gently floated them to the ground, its hem splaying elegantly behind him.

[likeahousecat.livejournal.com]

THE PERFECT


MUSEs

[sorcerersupreme]

Jason, should he show up.

[superspeeds]

So like the way I imagine all his interactions with Angelica ever. Basically.

[radiantly]

Lover~

[sorcerersupreme]

[battothefuture]

Ivy

[radiantly]

\o/

[superspeeds]

Gemma.

[mocks]

\o/

[latexspectre]

\o/

[guardiandevil]

\o/

[sorcerersupreme]

Natasha. lol, canon

[crabulous]

\o/

[superspeeds]

James Bond.

[recurve]

\o/

[bureburedajare.livejournal.com]

Also because I am bored until Midnight Mass.