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[notlikeanyone]

Okay I know I'm on hiatus

BUT

BUT



my boyfriend blew himself

MY BOYFRIEND BLEW HIMSELF





Wow Lassiter is talented.

Comments

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

oh fuck i'm laughing so hard right now

best typo ever

rivals the "tit makes me a weak soldier" one

[slingshots]

ghoiesgnlsk oh my god i love it

AND COMPLETELY MISSED IT WHEN I WAS READING THAT THREAD MYSELF. good eyes. B|

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

glorious

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

if that's not amazing

i don't know what is

'

[ribbotic.livejournal.com]

Re: '

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

that's exactly what i thought of too

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord

[spirit-hunted.livejournal.com]

I'm dying laughing here.

[smooth-sith.livejournal.com]

It's Bruce's response which really makes it absolutely golden.

[crusades]

...................... i can't believe i didn't see that

but with her taste in men it is not at all surprising

[123youreit.livejournal.com]

lmao what are you saying about Bruce's ................ capabilities

[crusades]

well it depends

does he get prep time

[123youreit.livejournal.com]

yes

[crusades]

there's your answer

see also: john constantine

[hexappeal]

what are you even talking about

how is anything about john not romantic and sweet and perfect

[crusades]

if only we believed her

[hexappeal]

/drags him off covered in vomit
/disappears for the evening



the real reason bruce never let anything happen between them

[crusades]

he just didn't think his vagrant costume was convincing enough for her

[hexappeal]

not enough trenchcoat

[crusades]

not smelly enough

[hexappeal]

hey hey
he smells just fine.... if you like cigarettes and whiskey

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

[crusades]

well there has to be some codeword for bat-sex

think of the robins

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

With 50 Robins running around, it's amazing they've never been walked in on really.

[crusades]

it'll have to go on the list

[chrysophilist.livejournal.com]

lmfdisajfs

this is amazing

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

It was supposed to be SECRET how flexible I am, Zee.

[hexappeal]

Gee golly whiz, that just slipped out.

[invisiblemisfit.livejournal.com]

I... just woke the rest of the house laughing at that. It's a good job it's Sunday! XD

[hexappeal]

i love you, too.