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MIRRORVERSE MEME

HOW TO PLAY?
➊ Post your character.
➋ Your character is now from a mirror version of Cape and Cowl- Everything about their personality has been completely reversed!
➌ Tag around with either other mirror characters or with normal characters, for extra confusion!
➍ Anyone who says they are late will become Zoidberg in the mirror universe.

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Oh, brother, are you alright? Are you cold or something?

Not...really?

Uh, you're not cold or you're not alright?

Um...well, the first one. [ possibly both ]

[Yeah, he definitely thinks that's a lie.]

Well, glad you're not cold. Why are you holding yourself though?

I'm not really hiding, I'm just... [ ...On the defensive, not comfortable around you, wary and kind of hoping you'll go away. ]

Who are you?

[Interesting word choice there.]

I'm Gamzee Makara, bro. Just a clown, really. Who are you?

Alex. Nobody special, just Alex.

Okay, Alex.

I don't think you're nothing special. I mean, you're here right?

I guess, but...I have no idea why they'd even want me.

I miss my mom.

Woah, don't go thinking so badly of yourself now. I'm sure you're a good enough guy.

Uh, your mom?

How do you know that, though? I haven't done anything to deserve this!

I don't think you'd have been as...[non-violent] nice as you've been if you weren't at least a little good. And I don't think any of us asked for this.

But good doesn't mean useful.

No, but the machine did pull you through, so even if you don't think you're that useful it probably gave you powers or something.

Actually, pretty sure it had to have.

But what if it's something I'm no good at putting to use?

Aw, I'm sure you can do something with it. Just keep using it and I'm sure you'll figure something out.

But that's the problem, I don't have the brains to figure things like this out.

Well, uh, I am not the smartest guy around, but I could try to help you out with it.

If you really want to tell me what the problem is.

Well, uh... [ After a reluctant pause, he brings out the Abstract. ]

I have this book, right? It has everything written in it!

Woah, everything?

[He is so checking this out.]

I don't know, seems like everything.

Huh, that's pretty cool. So you could just know everything you wanted to then? Or is that not how this thing works?

I guess? But what would I do with any of that knowledge?

Well, a lot I'd think. Isn't there some saying about how knowledge is power?

If your book has got everything in it then why don't you look at it for an answer on how to go about using it?