everybody lies

[guardiandevil]

TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE MEME


✓  Post with your characters listing two true things and something completely fictional about them. These could be accomplishments, their deepest darkest secrets; it doesn't particularly matter just so long as two are true and one is a complete lie.
✓  Other characters respond with guesses as to which is the lie.
✓  Hilarity and shenanigans ensue.  Or possibly deep and meaningful conversations, who knows!
✓  No one is late.

Comments

[dupable.livejournal.com]

- The sight of cake pretty much makes me sick at this point.
- One time I got stabbed through heart when I was sleeping!
- I hate Nic Cage movies!!

[crabulous]

What's wrong with cake?!

[dupable.livejournal.com]

My dad went really overboard making it for my birthday this year, so I am just really tired of cake right now!

[arachnopho8ia.livejournal.com]

Omg, you're so obvious, John. ::::)

[dupable.livejournal.com]

I guess it probably wasn't a good lie. I mean, there can't be that many people who hate his movies anyways!

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[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

- I have an earring.
- I can eat 15 pounds of food in one sitting.
- I use extra-strength Bed Head gel.

[professorlionface]

You get your bangs like that naturally?

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

Yes.

They don't actually defy gravity. Not that badly.

[xuffasch]

► I hate anything labelled "for kids" or meant for children.
► I've had every one of my major organs replaced at some point.
► I find girls easier to get along with that other guys.

[hellisforchildren]

If it were the last one, you'd never admit it.

[xuffasch]

It'd be easy enough to discern through observation.

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Second one.

[xuffasch]

Entirely true. Some even more than once.

[a_relative_hero]

-I have and wear Superman (and Super-Family in general) underwear
-I once punched a god.
-I kind of wish I had a cape.

[professorlionface]

I've never much cared for capes, myself.

[a_relative_hero]

Aww, why not?

[cosmic_ring_hero]

-Pancakes are my favorite food
-I am a terrible dancer
-I know how to play the guitar and I'm pretty good at it

[arachnopho8ia.livejournal.com]

[hellisforchildren]

Big fan of matricide?

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

The person who scares me the most is my own mother.
Before he settled, Pantalaimon liked being a fox more than any other shape.
I never played with dolls much.

[xuffasch]

I could believe the other two...so the fox thing?

[zapswithmagic.livejournal.com]

1. I have three brothers. One of my brothers is not related to the other two in any way, but none of them are my adopted or step family.
2. I've never met one of my two moms before.
3. My boyfriend is really an alien.

[herturn.livejournal.com]

I used to be a prima ballerina.
I haven't had a single nightmare since coming here.
I smoke.

[bedeviledspider.livejournal.com]

1. I used to live with my aunt and uncle.
2. I don't miss home.
3. I'm not human.

[i-seethestrals.livejournal.com]

1. I never believed in the Crumple-Horned Snorkack.
2. People used to take my things and hide them for a laugh.
3. I saw my mother die. It was awful, and I still get sad about it, sometimes.