everybody lies

[guardiandevil]

TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE MEME


✓  Post with your characters listing two true things and something completely fictional about them. These could be accomplishments, their deepest darkest secrets; it doesn't particularly matter just so long as two are true and one is a complete lie.
✓  Other characters respond with guesses as to which is the lie.
✓  Hilarity and shenanigans ensue.  Or possibly deep and meaningful conversations, who knows!
✓  No one is late.

Comments

[sorcerersupreme]

- My sister prompted me to become a doctor.
- Prior to retiring from medicine, I performed a lobotomy despite certain ethical quagmires regarding the procedure.
- I've battled Dracula.

[hexappeal]

First or second one.

[bitchinfrills.livejournal.com]

- My mother began an affair the day I was born.
- When I grow up, I'd like to design Lolita clothes.
- We moved because my father's Yakuza leader decided to start removing his fingers.

[superspeeds]

- I miss my daughter greatly.
- I started an interspecies conflict because I was too self-centered to accept my place.
- I don't actually dislike most people.

[professorlionface]

You really do, then?

[viced]

- I like Wonder Woman better than Aquaman
- The reason I don't speak about my personal life is because it hampers my political ambitions.
- I've watched a woman light herself on fire

[hellisforchildren]

What've you got against Wonder Woman?

[guardiandevil]

- I've lived in New York City my entire life.
- I've practiced law without a license on multiple occasions.
- I didn't meet my mother until I was twenty-nine years old.

[nottheanswers]

So, where else have you lived?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

1) I have a New York license.
2) I gave fair warning to my one-time mentor before I inevitably killed him.
3) I'm fond of Houdini because of his sense of style.

[hexappeal]

You better like Houdini. [PERSONAL OFFENSE TO THIS, IF NOT.]

[blondevigilante]

- I once dated a teacher
- I used to think I was adopted
- I actually have and wear batman themed underwear

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

Hoping it's the third one.

[amoral_savior]

- I fainted during my first brain dissection
- I've never gotten my drivers license
- My favorite horror movie is The Fly

[sorcerersupreme]

You would've been laughed out of medical school.

[liverletdie]

- I've been engaged
- I regrew every single one of my organs
- I don't and never have had any STDs

[superspeeds]

That last one is a statistical improbability if not a blatant lie.

You should be setting a better example for promiscuous children.

[daft_old_man]

- I occasionally get lost in the TARDIS ... literally
- Houdini flirted with me
- I've never worn a dress

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

I'd guess the last one.

[emperorshand.livejournal.com]

- I tried to kill one of my best friends on several occasions
- I danced in Jabba's palace
- I dated Lando Calrissian

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

The third one.

I'd be more surprised by it.

[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

- I was once an Evil Overlord
- I even killed my nemesis!
- My best friend is a fish in a gorilla suit

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

There was no murder.

[broroona.livejournal.com]

I've walked across at least three different countries.
I stole my weapons from another soldier.
So far, my favorite book is the Ugly Duckling.

[radiantly]

- I declined Charles Xavier's offer to train me.
- My best friend in high school was named Jupiter.
- I collect ceramic unicorns.

[superspeeds]

It's cheating if I know something because I live with you. Wouldn't you say?

goodness why is this so tmi

[professorlionface]

- I have a burr.
- I've earned two Ph.Ds
- I've been intimate with more aliens than reporters.

[sweetvalleygirl]

- I've made out with several of my sister's boyfriends.
- I was once arrested for drunk driving.
- I bullied a girl until she developed an eating disorder.

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

The second one. You've mentioned doing the third one, before.

[batmantled.livejournal.com]

I don’t have nightmares anymore.

I like the suit. Maybe a little more than I should.

I cheated on my fiancé the night before my wedding.

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

First one.

You were engaged?

[elecdouble.livejournal.com]

- I cashed an empty armored car
- I can't touch my dad
- My mom doesn't know where I am, and is probably worried about me

[hellisforchildren]

Not sure it's technically a lie. The kind of distance he puts between you two doesn't give you much chance.

[mocks]

- I once killed a man with my bare hands.
- I've been declared legally dead more than once.
- The worst injury I've ever suffered is a broken leg.

[nottheanswers]

So, what was worse?

[hellisforchildren]

- I've never genuinely care for anyone I've manipulated.
- I always played as Captain America.
- I wasn't nearly as aware of things before I was fifteen.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Tch. Troublesome, caring for those you play with.

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

I hear voices of grotesque, madness-inducing monsters in my head every waking moment.
I have slaughtered entire species of creatures because I could.
I adore playing the violin and am quite good at it.

[ridi-arlecchino.livejournal.com]

- Getting sent to Hell didn't make me want to quit crime.
- I'd be tickled pink if my brother's kids got into the villainy game.
- I've checked into Arkham Asylum voluntarily before.

[nottheanswers]

Ever the good aunt, eh?

[crabulous]

- Rowbutt Santa put me on his nice list!
- The president gagged on my gas bladder!
- I have no living relatives!

[hexappeal]

- This isn't my natural hair color.
- I once threw-up on the set of Sesame Street.
- Hell is the worst place I've ever been.

[nottheanswers]

Then what would be your natural color?

[nottheanswers]

- I don't know the first thing about my parents.
- I dropped out of college after a disagreement with a professor.
- The lung cancer wouldn't have been the first time I died.

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

I would think someone in your line of work would have been able to find something about your parents.