everybody lies

[guardiandevil]

TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE MEME


✓  Post with your characters listing two true things and something completely fictional about them. These could be accomplishments, their deepest darkest secrets; it doesn't particularly matter just so long as two are true and one is a complete lie.
✓  Other characters respond with guesses as to which is the lie.
✓  Hilarity and shenanigans ensue.  Or possibly deep and meaningful conversations, who knows!
✓  No one is late.

Comments

[viced]

- I like Wonder Woman better than Aquaman
- The reason I don't speak about my personal life is because it hampers my political ambitions.
- I've watched a woman light herself on fire

[hellisforchildren]

What've you got against Wonder Woman?

[viced]

Nothing!

I just like Aquaman better.

[hellisforchildren]

Poor man's Namor, if you ask me.

[viced]

Hey fuck Namor! He's always angry, and invades New York every other week.

[hellisforchildren]

Yeah, but Aquaman never put my old man in his place.

[viced]

That's because where you come from, Aquaman doesn't exist!

[hellisforchildren]

Technicality! Aquaman wouldn't have known what to do with that situation anyway. All he was ever good at was losing his hands!

[viced]

Are you fucking kidding me? All Namor's good at doing is seducing married women!

[hellisforchildren]

Marrina wasn't married before she met him.

[hexappeal]

The first one's false, as much as I'd hope it was the last one.

[viced]

It just happened. She doused herself in gasoline and lit a cigarette before I could figure out what she was doing.

[hexappeal]

.......I'm so sorry, Mitch.

[viced]

Oh no, it's fine. Well, no, it's not fine, but there really wasnt anything I could do to help her. Not then, anyway.

[hexappeal]

I understand. That doesn't make it any easier.

[viced]

Oh please. I hate to say it, but she doesn't compare. It just sounds horrific.

[hexappeal]

...well, okay. If you say so. I mean, not to sound as if I disbelieve you.