everybody lies

[guardiandevil]

TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE MEME


✓  Post with your characters listing two true things and something completely fictional about them. These could be accomplishments, their deepest darkest secrets; it doesn't particularly matter just so long as two are true and one is a complete lie.
✓  Other characters respond with guesses as to which is the lie.
✓  Hilarity and shenanigans ensue.  Or possibly deep and meaningful conversations, who knows!
✓  No one is late.

Comments

[hexappeal]

The first one's false, as much as I'd hope it was the last one.

[viced]

It just happened. She doused herself in gasoline and lit a cigarette before I could figure out what she was doing.

[hexappeal]

.......I'm so sorry, Mitch.

[viced]

Oh no, it's fine. Well, no, it's not fine, but there really wasnt anything I could do to help her. Not then, anyway.

[hexappeal]

I understand. That doesn't make it any easier.

[viced]

Oh please. I hate to say it, but she doesn't compare. It just sounds horrific.

[hexappeal]

...well, okay. If you say so. I mean, not to sound as if I disbelieve you.